Once again I am laughing so hard, I think I may have gotten some Super High Intensity Training in my shorts! This is known as Facilitation Of Logistics/Legality Oversight Window - Transforming Heavily Randomised Opportunites Utilising Generic Hardware . An unfortunate by-product of an excess of Sup...

I promise you I'm not worthy of awe, that was something that was doing the rounds about 15 years back and I liked it so much I copied it out and kept it !

All I did was a bit of a rewrite to make it a bit more coherent than the original.

...Nasal said the ploy was legal because a change in Ohio's law the previous year aimed at curbing identity theft.

Well, we're on familiar ground here again.

Doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, because... (altogether now)

IT'S LEGAL !

I seem to have heard that somewhere before...

Well, in this world of smears and s'mores (whatever the hell they are) there's not much that surprises me anymore. So not only were her parents denying their daughters wishes because they they didn't fit in with their beliefs, they were lying through their teeth all along and now they're using the g...

Indeed it was Dennis, indeed it was. I believe that Technological Unrelated Recoil Data is now covered as part of the government approved programme Super High Intensity Training . Indeed, it is now mandatory under international law that employees in any form of employment are given as much Super Hig...

Now THAT is the funniest thing I've ever read on Kevinswatch.

I can thoroughly reccomend visiting the site, it's a hoot. I love the way these guys think.

Yes, but would you have passed a Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test if it had a Logistically Unconventional Mathematics Paper in it ?

As for Sgt Peppers as masterpiece - scrambled old Brit dancehall tunes with lightweight overly obvious pychedelia does not a masterpiece make, IMHO! :twisted: Well, said. I think "Revolver" was the masterpiece. However, "A Day in the Life" is one of the finest 5 minutes of music...

Margaret bloody Thatcher

That about covers it. It certainly does. I thought that passage hit the nail right on the head. The whole thing's disgusting, but it's been going on for an awfully long time now. Before anyone gets carried away here, a sense of perspective is important. As has been stated in the article Dennis post...

Personally, I believe living wills are an abomination, a drain on our lawyers, our paper economy, and increasing eye strain and joint fatigue worldwide.[/devil's advocate] Absolutely. And in that spirit, might I add that God says that anyone who makes one is going to hell, along with homosexuals, p...

And the strange thing is, the defence is always the same see here

Perish the thought he could have phoned the police or done anything with an ounce of moral integrity

Are you available for children's parties Dennis ?

Settle down, Lyttton. When alcohol was legalised more people drank it. Stop using hyperbole to argue that I assume the whole country will get worse if pot is legalised. :roll: It worries me that thousands more people will smoke pot. Fact is, pot smokers are still a minority, despite what the poll i...

Sheriff - Legalise pot and more people will smoke it and more likely children will get involved. Pot's already extremely easy to get hold of, millions upon millions of people smoke/eat it. It has absolutely no mystique whatsoever anymore and any suggestion that legalising pot will result in a huge ...

One lump or two ?

Zealously pursuing my numerous fetishistic activities in public the way I do makes for a bad date. I'll call you and you can pretend you're not in.

Ah, music, music, music - the love of my life. And now the school holidays are over I've got the weekdays free to carry on my optomistic attempts at musicianship again, so I'll be posting on a reduced basis again for a while. Anyway, here's one of my own, which is going to be recorded sometime in th...

So where do babies come from ?

...welcome to the service economy. "you want fries with that?" the definition of Trickle-Down-Economics? the rich piss on you and you thank them for the rain. Well played Dennis. One person made me laugh out loud twice in quick succession. We've marked it off on the calendar, this sort of...