Ur-viles could still die from a gunshot to the head anyway.

I like the stand-up that uses those comparisons. Letter from civil war soldier to wife: "My dearest Maria, the days are long and I am unable to dissremember our nights together under the stars when we knew our love would last forever" Letter from Gulf war soldier to wife: "Deer maria,...

I know it's intentionally silly, but the constant usage of foul language…etc. Oh well. Different strokes. I’ll stick to Dave Barry.

That's a good point. It's still sophomoric as far as I'm concerned...but I can be a bit of a bore.

I'm most like Boromir.

You guys are killing me here.

In the books, I'm always touched by Gimli's love for Galadriel.

burgs66 wrote:I hate to be a downer, but I thought the humor was rather banal and about what I would expect from someone in Middle School (although perhaps written better).

Me too. I must be to old in the head to appreciate it.

...telling Eremis about the secret passage through her wardrobe--must have been a calculated thing. This seems very accurate to me--a good read! I hope you'll come join us in the Mordant's Need Group Read "Casting the Augury" forum, Lord Slaytan, I'll bet your ideas will really add to the...

Of course, there are plenty of strong women in Mordant as well, but then, they seem to have the advantage of noble birth. True, but what real power did they really have? It didn't seem that they were ever allowed to make any decisions that could, or would, decide Mordant's fate. Oh yeah...thanks fo...

Thanks. I'd like to take credit, but I'm pretty sure it was either the mushrooms or the dog that came up with that.

ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS INTERESTED IN MORE OF MY MOVIE REVIEWS? I knew I was in for a real treat when the audience, during the first ten minutes of the new mega-blockbuster epic Troy , began chuckling at the humorous dialogue between King Agamemnon (Brian Cox) and the King of the last rival Greek State...

...my god. I cried for the man on my most recent read. I know what you mean. I reread the series just last month. I didn't know that Runes of the Earth had come out until I saw it in the library. I was so friggin' excited that SRD was at it again. I had read every book of his before...numerous time...

Darth Revan wrote:I know *sigh* Few people have read it, and even less talk about it. danlo, Duchess and a few others are the ones that are truly faithful to these books.

I love, love, love these books. Read thrice now, and am now in the mood for...? forthrice? No...ah, screw it. Again.

What would it be like to live in a world where women have absolutely no power? Not even power to govern themselves? How would a woman, who wants more for herself than to be a mans concubine, seamstress, or cook, go about gaining said power? With her feminine wiles, of course. I, for one, cannot blam...

The people of the land still speak a rich, vibrant, and luxurious language that the people of our world had long let go of. I think it is just one more way to show the purity of The Land and the rotting of our own. For me, SDR found an exceptional way to teach me a love for the English language. I o...

Hurtloam loses its potency over time though. With the staff, you could heal our land.

I've always pictured Daniel Day Lewis playing Covenant. Or maybe make The Chronicles Bruce Campbell's crowning achievment.

The Staff of Law...what other choice is there?

I cannot believe that I never looked for a Donaldson forum before. I'm a long standing member and moderator for a popular movie forum and was just looking for a good 'Covenant' quote to use for my custom user title (moderator is so boring)...and viola! I found you all. I'm very excited about this. D...