garyshirley wrote:You can get the books at SCFI book club on the internet. I got all three of the first in one book, same with the second.
Gary

I don't trust the internet. I once bought a paperback for $4.95, and they charged fifty fucks from my account.

Ramen, barbeque sauce, and bacon bits. Delicious.

Vanilla, plain. And in a bowl, none of those hippy cones for me. NO SIR.

New flavor! Vainilla! It's delicious... and immovable! Just try to move it! Not even three Giants were powerful enough to get a spoonfull!

Why won't any of you whip out your twangers and play with your plucking balls?

I'd be an ur-vile, because I can run on all fours, I lack eyes, and am fond of wedges. Furthermore, I make roynish noises while I snuffle around.

I'm pretty amazing, by the way. Who else do you know can navigate the internet via smell alone?

Perhaps things would have gone better if they could have asked the Waynhim for help earlier. Can you imagine the Lore they could have shared?

Vitrim, baby! Let's see Fleshharrower freak out Revelstone when everyone's sipping back a cool, musty can of Diet Vitrim! It's the taste that preserves!

Actually, as long as there was someone to fight, Fleshharrower's army would never go hungry.

One of the many advantages of having cannibals working for you, eh?

I'd like to think so. Which reminds me; when I first read through the book, I read about her participation in the Ranhyn rites. Halfway through, I put the book down and mumbled, "please, please PLEASE, PLEASE don't say what I think you're gonna say, Elena." Elena: One time at Ranhyn camp.....

THERE ONCE WAS A GIANT FROM NANTUCKET... No? Okay. How about... Young Lena was a maiden fair With honey-gold locks of fine silken hair And then came a leper Who swiftly bereft her And left her cold and bare! ...I am so going to hell for that one. One of the Seven, anyway. I wonder if a-Jeroth likes ...

I played the MUD. It was ok, except there were no players. The descriptions weren't bad either ,but if you're not into MUDs, you're not into MUDs. It's too bad more people aren't. Don't have to worry about graphics cards with muds :p Or fun, either. Hell, you may as well roleplay in a chatroom or o...

Lena would probably find me attractive..... ;) "how you doin' baby?" No, no, no. She's not supposed to find you attractive. That's why it was considered a rape nstead of a big pimpin' scene . Also... I would make an awesome Raver, as I have no physical form whatsoever and I can take over ...

THE OUTTAKES REEL. Lord Foul the Despiser: One more word. I shall not rest until I have eradicated hope from the Land. Think of that--and be dis... dis... oh, dammit. LINE. Thomas Covenant: KLAATU... BARAATA... NECKTIE. NICOR. NECTAR. NI*coughcoughcough* Director: Nom ! The line is "Nom"! ...

I'd rather they didn't make a movie of the series... after the way Peter Jackson (a B-movie low-life if I've ever seen one) raped the LoTR trilogy, I'd hate to see what could happen to SRD's masterpieces.

The greatest thing PJ did was make Dead Alive . All he did for LoTR was turn it into yet another media driven frenzy of disgust and hype. Sure, it was epic... but what good does that do anybody? Since it's a movie series now, people are going to stop reading the books. Sales of the books have rocke...

Silly, silly person! Don't you understand that Earthsea's movie was Sci-Fi's half-brained attempt to lure LOTR nerds into watching that channel?

*Sigh.*
Books and movies are seperate mediums. I hate it when they try and cross the two.

A candy bar I found on my desk beneath a pile of junk.


I have no idea how long it's been there.

*Camera suddenly pans over to a giant baby with a Cavewight running down its chin.*
Drool: MINE! I TAKE! I KILL!

CovenantJr wrote:

Unlike his father, it appears Covenant Jr. has yet to do all his laughing.

Ghost of Foamfollower: Stone and Sea! Pull my finger!

The greatest thing PJ did was make Dead Alive . All he did for LoTR was turn it into yet another media driven frenzy of disgust and hype. Sure, it was epic... but what good does that do anybody? Since it's a movie series now, people are going to stop reading the books. I'm a college student, people....

Interesting... but it's merely a theory of mine. For all I know, Lord Foul wants to enter our reality just to sample a McGriddle. Lord Foul: Look upon me, frail creature, and shudder! I, Lord Foul the Despiser, have come to your world to claim that which is owed to me! I have come to take for myself...