Naughty Loremaster...(that'll make all the guys here cringe!)

Aaaack! I'm gonna have to go home and reference this! I remember answers, but I need time to formulate a question! Feel free to step into the breach, Lore...I don't mind!

And she was good in Pirates of the Caribbean (but then I only had eyes for Orlando...then Johnny...)

OK, I'll find a good pic of Keira (she'll at least be in the right age bracket, she can act, and she's proven she works as either a blond or brunette!)

Saddam Hussein's son? EWP!!!

(He shoulda had the snip-snip before producing something THAT ugly!)

I'd double check but my Gap books are all at home & I'm at work!

Lucimay wrote: Ger (my mate) says "If two people always have the same opinion it usually means only ONE of them is doing the thinking."

can you say "baaaaa.....baaaaaa...."?

Ahhh, Kerb! Great (sick) minds think alike...can we inject them with a flesh-eating virus after the dance? Prior to the commode?

Nothing like a bit o'cabaret before the main event!

Thanks, Lucimay! *bows* what can I say? I was inspired...(and have had too much time up my sleeve - it's slack at work at the moment!) :twisted: I am still unsure bout Morn - I reckon (and this is pretty nasty considering), that Charlize Theron is too 'old' for the part - which would also rule out P...

Awww, not yet...we still haven't made them dress in women's lingerie and learn a tapdance routine to be performed on hot coals!

Try Ron Jeremy, as well! You know that pic that (Lucimay?) posted of Ron Jeremy (the really scruffy ugly one) isn't even Ron Jeremy? It's some Arab terrorist who just LOOKS like RJ! I trawled the net searching for RJ pics in which he isn't smiling like a sleazy porn star (which, let's face it, is c...

Greetings to everyone at the Watch! I'm a long time Covenant fan from Down Under - I bought the books when they came out, and have been lucky enought to meet Stephen and get all 6 signed by him :) I'm thrilled about the new book and series. Can't wait for them!! I don't know how much I'll get dragg...

The Esmer wrote:ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?

Does a goo-goo nuzzle count?

I'm gonna try and photoshop a "cast photo" & see how it could work!

Ohhh hang on - it's some kind of garroting wire...can't remember the deets! Plastic too. with snaggly bits to cause maximum destruction!

I have driven the Nullarbor once and vowed...I would never be so null-wave again.

Why don't we take it to New Zealand? Then we can all go snowboarding too!

I resemble that, Spring...


So who's gonna nominate me for Noob of the Year then?

Amnion ale would be nice. Mutagen Bitter, Tranquil Beeremony . . . "Have a rusty throat? Enablement Breweries now brings you XXXX Chromosomes Beer." ROTFLMAO, Lore! XXXX - that's a hefty mutation...! Crikey! What about Calm Hop-rizons? Let's get the guys who created "the Big Ad"...

My "ideal" cast... Angus - Ron Jeremy Nick - Josh Holloway Morn - Charlize Theron Mikka - Carrie-Ann Moss Min - Sigourney Weaver Warden - Liam Neeson Hashi - John Malkovich Holt - Jack Nicholson Koina - Rachel Weisz Vector - Philip Seymour Hoffman Sorus - Daryl Hannah Dolph - Ving Rhames I...

Sign me up for a couple of cartons of Elf-ale then!

Loremaster wrote:
Water-flavoured cordial.

ick.

I'll stick to fantasy beers then.