Ha! Buy me a drink, young lady, and I'll tell you a tale worth the telling, by... by Jupiter? No, that's not it. By Neptune? Closer, but... well, by somebody, I assure you.

Brothers and Sisters, It is with a heavy heart that I tell of Simjen's final battle with Nephirthos. Simjen, his great hound Antovar, and I tracked the World Breaker to a great citadel on Eiran, on the blasted continent of Thellar. Alas, that I could not follow him into battle, having expended what ...

It has been so long, brothers and sisters... I admire Simjen's return, for I cannot tell you what it takes to return from such a slumber. Even retrieving the simplest memory from the fog of time is like trying to remove the bottom-most stone from a wall. For those who may be expecting my return to t...

Uh, the 'hello' was supposed to be here, in the comments thread.

Hello?

....... I ....... ..... have ...... ...knowledge... ..you.. .can. use, Smith. I have felt the wretch return to Eiran. I have heard the echo of cries of pain from my time. It is a demand I cannot ignore. I will tell you how and where we imprisoned the World Breaker. But please, allow me to regain my ...

Pfah

Your pop just told me the good news. Good goin', squirt. Get 'em when they're young, I always say.

Though chaos is always nearer than we would like to think, it looks closer now than it has since the years your father and I ruled. Considering certain patterns reemerging, I would not be surprised to see a rift like that which brought Morgath (in fact, I'd be surprised if anyone looking didn't find...

My singular reason in focusing so much energy into this creation is for our worshipers to have a place to get away from the drudgery of ther lives, and perhaps even to act as a reward to those who have pleased us greatly. Rooms will always be open and on the house to any special guest sent to us. A...

*bows*

Sends his regards, hell. Tell the bastard the next round at the pub is still on him.

And before you upstarts ask, no, none of you are invited. Yer all too young.

Bhakti wrote:IIRC, in the days of my father, the god of Luck suffered extreme bad fortune from adventurers, impossible as it seems.

Indeed. Nothing like rebuilding your capital city. Adventurers, damned fools the whole lot of 'em.

I am pleased to find the seas still remember my name.

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Your days are numbered, Nephertiti. I think you'll find yourself with a lot less influence than you believe. You came into this world stupidly and clumsily attacking the innocent... a trend that continued and then culminated in this recent fit of destruction, an act you seem inordinately proud of, d...

Indeed, Maeror. I do not propose a war with armies but with our own godly might. But let us speak of this further privately.

Atrocity. The time has come, brothers and sisters. To war! We must take down Nephirthos. There will be no quarter. No truce.

All who side against Nephirthos, declare it now.

A pity more didn't take part in the Games. But much fun was had by all (the mortals loved it) nonetheless. True to my word, the prize will be delivered to Maeror. Just so you other gods know what you missed out on... Your worshipers discover a great treasure, with which they increase L'im Verthackas...

I'm sure an honorary title can be arranged...

There are also several different competitions... archery, swordsmanship, running, swimming, conjuring, a contest of physical beauty, and a game of intellect (the Council decided against jousting at the last minute). It would take a lot of DRP to cover that many categories, I'd think, though one or t...