There was an episode of The Simpsons when the child protective services people come and they are going through everything that is wrong with Marge's house, listing different things. One of them says something to the effect of "...toilet paper hung in unacceptable overhand fashion" so now I...

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. " -Vonnegut

Holy crap... I was 15 when I joined... now I'm 19. I bet I wouldn't recognize my old posts if my avatar wasn't next to them.

I feel excited to go home in about a month, sad to leave school though.

More immediately I feel really sleepy (despite (or because of?) sleeping all day, heh) and dread for my finals that are quickly approaching.

The Princess Bride and Garden State (Zach Braff... *SWOON!*)

Ok guys... be nice! Yeah, the show was total crap, but that's what's so good about it! At home, all my friends and I would order chinese food, watch, and giggle about it. Shows with "merit" just aren't the same. The last one was on tonight... one cliche after another, really. But I didn't ...

Anyone? Anyone?

No?

Didn't think so...

ok then... I'll go watch it by myself!

When I'm on it in 2 years (you have to be 21 to apply... augh) you all had better be watching and cheering for me!

Yeah, schoolwork is kind of killing me, but swimming is almost over and then I'll have all the time in the world. Maybe I'll be able to post a few random things now and again to keep in touch. I've missed the Watchers!

What? I'm underage, I don't drink!

The other day some teammates made a drink called ecto cooler. Not especially good, but the name was pretty chouette.

My recent nightmares about my classes was replaced the other night by a totally ridiculous dream. Do you know Gunther? The "Oooh, you touch my tra la la" guy? If not go listen to the ding dong song on you tube. In any case, I dreamt that he had a weird cult following of people who called t...

I had a swim meet on Saturday which thankfully went much better than the previous ones. Only one more until conferences! Instead of going to the numerous parties around campus I went into the city with a visiting friend and some teammates who were also looking for activities that didn't include drin...

We play what we call "Mountain Bocce"

We go out to a friend's house in the mountains and play with totally random rules... sometimes you have to do it with your eyes close, throw between your legs...etc.

I feel like hell. Who knew tonsilectomies were so painful? I thought that if 3 year olds could do it, I would manage too, but god damn this sucks a lot of ass... :evil: Between not being able to swallow and (too much information time) puking blood on the first day , it's really horrendous. Owwww... ...

It's 3am... I have so much homework to do tomorrow... techincally today, if you're picky about that sort of thing. I just wrote a very stream of conciousness analysis of a sentence from 1984 that I am elaborating on way, way too much and reading things into it that don't exist. My teacher will like ...

Where have Infelice and the Leper Fairy been? Do they even know I am back? Heya, I'm alive (barely). This is not an easy college and add varsity swimming to that and I don't have a lot of time. Time I do have is usually spent sleeping. Mmm... sleeeeep.... I'll try to stop by once in awhile though :D

I feel like working out. I'm forced to go work out. Want to do it for me? I feel good... mysterious throat virus is going away so I can swallow again. I love this school and a lot of the people here, and that's always good. Really dreading swim practice in 45 minutes though... What the hell have I ...

I.Love.My.School.



But then again, classes haven't started yet (hooray week-long orientation!) so tomorrow might be a different story... Intensive Russian, here I come.

Oh, Butte

134 - Day after Sev, day before Fisty.

Pfffffffttttt


I love Survivor.

You have to be 21 to apply, but sohelpme, if it's still on in 3 years I'm gonna kick some serious ass and win me $1 million.