kevinswatch wrote:Huh?

-jay

Jay, please delete or remove or whatever this account. Please. Very simple process, if I remember this version's layout correctly just a checked box here and a yes I really want to do this confirmation. My contributions are inappropriate and I am not content to merely lurk.

That's just great, Reisheiruhime. :roll: We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself! See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely. I think you're aware this is a family board. I think you're awar...

Wanking, schlicking, self-love, humping the cat, rocking the no-no place, rubbing one out... COME ON. YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FAPPING? We know you're trying to get banned Is Getting Banned ANOTHER analogy?? How is anyone supposed to keep up with all this terminology??? Getting Banned is a complex man...

Seareach wrote:That's just great, Reisheiruhime.

We know you're trying to get banned but, really, get over it, ok. You're just embarrassing yourself!

See? I make an honest, sincere post and they say it's an attempt at garnering a ban. Lovely.

Okay, I can't just leave this here untouched. THIS MANY OF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH FAPPING? SERIOUSLY? Wanking, schlicking, self-love, humping the cat, rocking the no-no place, rubbing one out... COME ON. YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FAPPING? Jesus. You people. I just lost 46 gigs of porn. Indexed and labe...

Must you rely on Others to control youself? You own the power! T.F. please listen Many think me a stalker Although not of you I own what I do Here...and in other forums For good or for bad Some I write about Ignore my provocations Hope I go away Others are vocal Marginalize my haiku Even threaten m...

Why don't you just stop posting then? Ban yourself if you feel so strongly about it. Nobody wants you to leave, but nobody wants you here against your will, either. If you need to move on, then let's just say goodbye and go live your life. Because I can't "just ban myself" from things. We...

I know for a fact that it's possible to IP ban with this forum type. There has to be some kind of user-remover or user-kick function as well. I banned the IP banner and the user remover is apparently on strike. You realize if I get ticked off enough I'll find a way to gain admin access and ban or r...

CovenantJr wrote: Don't sulk, Rachel. Don't think for a moment that I won't slap you with a haddock if you don't pull yourself together.

There's a difference between sulking and taking preventative actions.

Apologies are just words.

They do nothing to fix the underlying problem.

I like crass. My avatar is Bill Hicks , he of the big purple veined dick jokes. He who describes in graphic detail what lies behind the "do not disturb" sign in his hotel room. Don't take your crassness away. I want more cartoons! Isn't worth it for me if I'm going to be reprimanded for t...

Y'all's words are kind, but I really don't think it's a good idea for me to have an account here anymore. I'm far too crass for this manner of civilized company.

Again. Please ban or delete this user account.

*unless people are seeing what I take to be a tail as...something else. That is indeed a tail. Filthy-minded pricks. Oh. Uh-oh. :oops: Sorry, Turiya. :oops: I was gonna put it back, but you already did.... Nah. I haven't touched it. Don't worry about it. If I get my way I won't have an account here...

Fist and Faith wrote:
And don't talk about fapping without someone named Fist.

Fixed that for ya. /wink

CovenantJr wrote:
*unless people are seeing what I take to be a tail as...something else.

That is indeed a tail. Filthy-minded pricks.

I know for a fact that it's possible to IP ban with this forum type. There has to be some kind of user-remover or user-kick function as well.

My contributions are unwelcome, it seems. Therefore, I wish to ensure that I will take my leave.

Murrin wrote:The heck? What's wrong with a quite clearly not naked picture of a video game character?

I dunno. Everything apparently. PG, my ass.

It's 'kay, though. I'll eat a ban if I have to. In fact I'd welcome it, give me one less place to visit in my round of forum dailies.

I need an admin to delete this account, or ban it, or something. IP bans work fine. I'd prefer to have the entire account gone.

Thanks in advance,

TF

aliantha wrote:<sigh> I turn my back for ONE MINUTE....

Turiya, we're kinda trying to keep the board PG-rated. Maybe you could just, I dunno, post a link to your nekkid friend's picture instead of the actual pic? Kthx!

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K. Toodles.

What the title says, folks. Recently, my laptop suffered mbr corruption. I like to liken this to this description. A computer booting up can be compared to a person getting ready to masturbate. The mbr, or master boot record , is like the person's pornography. If all goes the way it should, the comp...