I we ran porn empires, could we transfer over another character from elsewhere? I already have a level 9 pornomancer :P has a cool Staff of penetration that gives a +3 bonus against light armour :P That sounds right up my alley. Porn empires, I mean. Not the staff of penetration. Well, maybe. As lo...

Apocalypse when?

For anyone trying Zombie Apocalypse for the first time... In my time in the first ZA, I found three helpful things: 1) First and foremost, give your character some scenes. I picked this up from Variol Son. Don't just take actions; once the turn has been processed, show us the scene. This is the most...

Time to reinvent myself then. Manny! Corkscrew!

Rules are easy: don't die, don't try to fight the big ball of splurgy stuff, don't trust women.

i]Hi loremaster I am actually quiet interested in making a start with this game even though I am unfamilar with it and the concepts involved with playing on Gravin Threndor :!!!: but I am sure you helpfull Watchers will point me in the right direction cheers :lol: Anytime! Glad you can join! Welcom...

What? Again? Oh god. And it's Watch City this time too? Is anyone else getting an unpleasantly Groundhog Day-esque feeling? The worst bit is I don't know whether that's so horrifying because I have to relive the apocalypse, or because it makes me Bill Murray. ...Fine, fine. I'm in. As long as I don'...

The presence of a Michael in the post-(zombie)apocalyptic future is purely coincidental, I assure you.

Mike flinched and rose to his feet as he caught a...a footstep? No. Nothing lived here. He was the only source of movement on the entire forsaken ball of rock, he knew. Some of the ancient, degraded records hinted that there may once have been a human civilisation on this world, but no-one really be...

Damn. I'm not going to be able to participate, since my new home has no net access. It's going to be all I can do to get enough online time to play Last Men In Hell (since a Last Men turn typically takes me about two hours, including the typing of the orders). It's particularly galling considering t...

Murrin wrote:Grrr. Arrg.

Argh! Zombie!

"Oh Jove, my love, I fear we will never have the chance to express our true feelings..." ...were the words Bernard scribbled on the back of a page torn from his Watch City A to Z, while driving to the university. He continued: "I begin to feel that Watch City has been sucked into some...

It's ok, take as long as you need. I was just messing about.

My god! Bernard thought to himself in disbelief. This trip to the university is the longest journey EVER! I knew congestion was getting bad, but this is ridiculous...

I can't submit until I know what's happened to me at my new location. Or if I even got there. Damn the fickle fates!

Isn't our next turn due in tomorrow?

The engine roared as Bernard's car careered along the street, his foot pressed to the floor. He was unheeding of the reckless speed of his driving, or the obstacles he narrowly missed by chance alone. He could see nothing through the blur of fury that clouded his eyes. She had laughed at him. He'd f...

Bernard involuntarily bared his teeth as Western spoke. So I was right. He does know something about this - quite a lot, by the sound of it. His stomach lurched and a vague light-headedness gripped him as his emotions struggled to come to terms with this confirmation. Anger and hope vied for dominan...

Look at her, smirking at me like my survival is funny. I should wipe that smirk off her face. Yeah, because that approach proved so successful last time. You berk, Bernie. "Well. I didn't expect to see you here." He paused, clenched his teeth, and tried to settle on a course of action. I ...

Montressor wrote:I'm surprsied only three people have died thus far, myself.

Most of us died a while back, but history was rewritten.