No.

No.

Because it's more dramatic that way...DUH!!!

Not if his blood blinded you and he was able to...I don't know ... push you off a cliff or something.

Yeah, but I must say it would be sweet to read about a sandgorgon scraping the sheriff of the bottom of it's foot.

Wow. Haven't looked at this thread for a few days...and now I remember why. Think I'm going to go back to THOOLA and give those guys some more hell

Perhaps...then again maybe not

That might be difficult...seems like some people still like her...but hay whats a few severed heads between friends?

Well if you make it past him, you will not make it past ME!!!! Cause I cheat.

Well don't know about the lotus or your hearts, but I can cetainly try for the head of Bostwick

We'll filp for her: heads I get her, tails I get her. How's that sound?

Ok, ok so I skipped a few steps in there I just didn't want to seem like a complete dork...oops sorry leper.

Oooo...chills!!!! good idea wayfriend. And by the way whats wrong with the dark tower? (besides it's loooong length for a not so good payoff. Sorry Stevie your still [almost] the man )

Don't woory kim most of us are with you. (some of us will never be anywhere...but that's ok too )

Funny coming from a guy named "Ur"

We keep coming back to the same idea and as far as I can tell nobody has ran with it...so here goes: If it is a dream then as long as someone survives it's ok. They will remember the truth and beauty of the land, but if it's real than it should have a "happy" ending but is that really need...

I gotta go with the mini-series or amimated. Just because of the problems of trying to portray the health-sight. And Lord Foul. I think if you offered this to a director most would get suked into the huge giant special effects snafu that other movies have fallen into (Battlefield Earth anybody?) or ...

I gotta say you guy's have taken this thread TOO far. (but it's still funny as plastic vomit.)

P.S. Long live Linden's sweet ass!!!!!!

Uh...yes the Ur-viles are the offsrping of the Viles

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!