Neigh, Skyweir...

Emotional Leper? (Gotta try it...)

Good news: the sentence - "Youre not quite sure where to from here" actually makes no sense to you

Bad news: Skyweir may have some form of dementia

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I must have slipped into some other alternate universe here on the Watch. I come to what is supposedly a forum about Star Wars, and NOT ONE thread about how much the LAST JEDI sucked and ruined Star Wars! What's going on here? I mean you can't seriously consider this a Star Wars fo...

Looks like April 2, 2019 according to Amazon, here's the blurb about it: It has been twenty years since Prince Bifalt of Belleger discovered the Last Repository and the sorcerous knowledge hidden there. At the behest of the repository's magisters, and in return for the restoration of sorcery to both...

My Dinner with Andre... with a Chainsaw

Multiply like rain
Subtract like a swirling fog
Divide and conquer

Some days seem full of unlimited potential. Others feel like you're an ascetic proceeding through the Stations of the Cross. The coalescing of these two extremes, we call life.

their
they're
there

Can you pause that fast?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Questions, no answers

Playing Counterstike
When his lover awaits him
Man, how lame is that

He was a veteran of the Gulf War. He had married a petulant wife. The wine went down easy.

condom
kitten
doughnut

Ready to see all
Ready to show all they have
Two lovers caress

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:Zen, come back to the
Haiku Game and show off your
Vocabulary

Ah yes, I remember the Haiku game -

It was a fun game
But you had to follow the
rules on how to post

Menolly wrote:*waving*
Welcome back!

Hi Menolly! Good to hear from you!

Hey back at ya - Aliantha! 18K or bust? You better get postin! Me, I think 575 or bust...I may make that... I made 17k last month, so I reset my goal to 18k. ;) Hmmm...impressive, I see you are also in the top 10 of ALL time number of posts :beer:. I found myself (perhaps a more appropriate topic f...

Hey back at ya - Aliantha! 18K or bust? You better get postin! Me, I think 575 or bust...I may make that...

Wow! The Watch is still here and still standing (unlike it's namesake's fate in the Last Chrons). I guess some things in life do last forever! And I remembered my password - whohoo...maybe I haven't pickled my brain yet...peace!

people with Bibles
Raise their voice to preach to me
Blind; Now I can see

except with penguins
that was the answer to my
questions about sex

Vocabulary
Has five syllables, so does
Creativity

drowns in hippy honey
oh my that unfettered fruit
assails my taste buds