Turn 13 - Spring

Yo, dawg, it's kinda crazy to announce your strategy in public like that! Fine if your strategy was a friendly one, but... That's not really a strategy. I'd say it's a mission statement, at best. And I've posted my Vision, Mission Statement, Strategy, and all that junk on the cover of the freakin' ...

I command the SomeFather to have all other deities attack each other, so that I win the game!

Menolly wrote:*wondering if what I am attempting is too subtle*
so subtle it isn't working...

Oh, snap! She just called you out, dawg. She said you too stupid to even GET her plan.

My goal in all games remains the same: to win. On the other hand, I'm constantly revising my definition of "win", so things are still pretty fluid. As long as I can remember that RPGs aren't necessarily zero-sum games, things go pretty well. (By the way, I'm only really posting here becaus...

Have no worries, Lord Tepes. All parents must have a moment of angst, when they let their children leave the nest for the first time. I trust that you will nurture and watch over these where I cannot. But if there is aught that I can do to help them, please feel free to ask it of me.

Lord Tepes, thank you for the kind words. But remember, they were my children before they were reborn as yours. I no longer hold sway over them as they are, but I owe it to all my children to protect them when I can.

Earth Endures

Anyway, they aren't more sloppy with their pronunciation and word use. They pronounce things differently, and they have different ways of using words. And I don't mean different from the correct way; I mean different from the way you and I do things. There are many different dialects of English her...

Anyway, they aren't more sloppy with their pronunciation and word use. They pronounce things differently, and they have different ways of using words. And I don't mean different from the correct way; I mean different from the way you and I do things. There are many different dialects of English her...

Since Erd thinks me dumb Is a dipthong something like A skimpy swimsuit? I'm kidding, of course I do have *some* book-learning Despite my hick name Hey now. I was saying PAM was dumb. (with nothing but love, of course). You admitted it was a counting error...she was trying to justify it anyway. Als...

ah... that probably depends on where one hails from. The word "idea" has only two syllables here... ...it is sort of a dipthong, but it is only two syllables. Yes, it can be confusing on Earth. Not so on Narie. All inhabitants have always considered it three syllables. And in all my trave...

With the god of earth and the goddess of commerce on the same continent... Can we just call it the counterweight continent right away? It'll save time.

So... if we get one more person, the three of us get to split up a huge continent, with no interferance?

Bring it on. I love this plan.

Erd stops laughing and glares.

"Fit in"? I was here first. You all are fiting in nicely.

Then he winks.

Somewhere, Erd's serious visage broke into a huge belly laugh. Oh, my friends... I tried. I tried to keep a straight face, but I could not hold it for more than a few minutes. So serious, you all are. So serious, indeed. And for what it's worth, nature and animals and humans and human's love and he...

All of you seemed quite happy to just move in without my welcome. Nature and Animals growing on me like maggots on a corpse, but too greedy to wait for me to die. Love encouraging them to eat faster. Wealth just digging holes in me to find the rare bits. I'm afraid of what would happen if I DID welc...

Heh. Almost like siblings.

Welcome to Narie, both Erd and Jove.

Interesting. Your followers are swarming across my skin, and yet you welcome me here.

Perhaps it is I who should do the welcoming. Hmmm?

For those of us who weren't around to read Pantheon 2.0 when it happened... who's Asta?

Dread Poet Jethro You wrote that as a haiku That was so awesome For realz, I didn't even catch that at first. Very well done. Like... I'd just posted a prose response, and just as I hit submit and the page changed to the "you have sucsessfully hit submit" thing... the three-line format hit...