Thought "Gary Oldman?"
Then I realized that you
Can't be Sirius

Hide under your desk
Place your head between your knees
Kiss your ass goodbye

Cag feels falafel?
I just don't Baba ghanoush...
Later, moussaka!

Concise language use
Stands out as the virtue of
Certain posting styles

September sunsets
Perfect; neither summer's heat
Nor winter's sharp chill

A proper haiku
Did you think I could only
Do them in wordplay?

Once a melon claimed to be squash
We who know him can tell it’s bosh
Sweet juice, rind and seed
These things supercede
A gourd’s wry attempts at panache

Just as odd, these claims to be spud
That vegetable path is a dud
It implies far less
Than it takes to impress
Some sticky and young floral bud

Ananda denied
Just one of the adjectives
What shall we conclude?

Frosty haz wiki
And it needs to be sticky
Too much info, that!

SD as a mod
Clearly a harbinger of
The end of the world

Up by the bootstraps
There's a hole in your stocking
Let's go for a run...

Meter's important
But I more carefully watch
Syllable structure

u. is a melon
Rather distinct from a squash
Juicier, for one...

He is no Courgette
The melon is much too fast
With Jenn's tongue in ear

Didn't rind a bit
Then let others do it too
You should seed him go!

No Prince of poets
(Nor some arcane symbol-thing)
Do I claim to be

"New material?" Fist, there was a constant stream Robin could ad-lib! Truly a sad day For me, a mentor is lost. (Per my backstory...) Native of Florin Schooled at Welton in Vermont Taught by John Keating Since Robin was John A teacher of mine is gone But that is not all Many years ago Robi...

I'm the poor poet
And admit it unprompted
Stop the cheap shots, lurch!

Gotta love the mask
Still, the trench and the helmets
Are not World War Two

Howling Commandos
Fought beside Cap in that war;
This is First World War

Comic book scholars
May know whether Union Jack
Fought in both conflicts...

The plaster caster
On my desk chair has shattered
Now I sit crooked

Point first then exit.
Once you leave, we will punish
The guilty party

Unrequited love
Is a many-splendored thing
Or is that splintered?

Seen your depictions;
The Giantesses were NOT
Underdeveloped!

Calves shiver in May
Causing tremors in June's thighs
The delights of Spring...