Outside of GT... Hobbes is just a stuffed animal. Why would anyone want to go there?

It's not cowardice. There's just nothing out there that matters.

"Oh yeah?"

Spaceman Spiff flies with his jet pack to his orbital shuttle, and then uses that to get to Kansas before Team Hobbes to get the ball.

New game of Calvinball. This time, Calvinball only cares about your actions, and will never gain or lose points based on frail appearance. We're no longer than vain. And, just to get an interesting tone going, I'll set the scene. Calvinball 2: Battle for the Skies. Hovering 10 miles over the city of...

"Yuck. You win."

I walk away, in purple shame.

"Oh yeah? Well... uh... being ugly is worth even more than that!"

As a t-rex, I get a +100 appearing next to me.

I do the end-zone dance, pointing up to the +100 over and over.

Spaceman Spiff flees the scene of indescribable terror. His second in command, Commander Hobbes, was just taken prisoner by the evil, horrible, smelly aliens. When last he'd seen Hobbes, he was under some kind of mind control beam, and there was some kind of red parasitic alien being attached to his...

i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm5/Zamkaizer/CalvinHobbes-TinyT-Rex.jpg The ninja tyrannosaurus yelps with surprise, then leaps up to his waiting F-14 jet, which was hovering on autopilot about the scene. "Curses! Hobbes, do you see what she's doing to you? It starts with the pretty pink ribbon, ...

The giant ninja Tyrannosaurus slowly makes his way through the trees towards his unsuspecting prey. Fools! They don't know what doom awaits them. Soon. Very soon. Then he will strike, rending them limb from pretty pink bow!

I use the pinking shears, blades closed, like a king's sword and knight Hobbes as an "honarary pink bird". I put him down in front of the goal, take one of the demi-ballz and bounce it off him into the goal.

Calvin: 2
Seven: 1
Hobbes: 1

Throwing the ball back through the goal is like a rebound. It's grandfathered off of Seven's use of the pink bird in the first pass through the goal. I suppose I could instead have used that to un-score Seven's point, but since you just deleted his previous point, I didn't want to be mean. Also: Cal...

I produce my own pinking shears, which themselves require two hands as a sign of solidarity for my Tiger brothers around the world, and cut the ball in half. I then throw both halves back through the goal from the other side, giving myself two points.

My end-zone dance is both glorious and sublime.

Wait... so... there's no girls in Calvinball. He shoulda pelted her with a water balloon first, then she wouldn't have minded walking across the river on her own.

(Get Rid Of Smelly girlS.)

Calvinball!

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(Now with improved Calvin & Hobbes emoticons!)

Hey, Hobbes. Did you notice that KW has emoticons for us? We're famous!

Hah! Awesome! Calvinball takes over a Pantheon thread.

Calvinball rules!

(Hobbes has the ball, and we're waiting for him to do something pink with it.)

Calvinball!

Calvinball!

Calvinball!

Calvinball!

She may be a Smelly Girl, but I trust her not to fudge the vote counts just because I'm being snarky.

First, one can not nominate themself nor their own game. First, if you start with "one" you must follow with "oneself". Second, Calvinball isn't actually a game. It never spawned it's own forum. Second, someone needs to post a nomination for you in the Watchy forum... Third, I w...