So, here we are, almost six months after we submitted our first turns. Anybody heard from LoTG? We gonna get this puppy moving, or do we just retire the threads?

Anybody home?

Oh, shiny.

So, the slightly darker pink is the UK's territories, and the lighter pink is the UK's sphere?

Is that true for the other players as well? Spain is part of the Chinese sphere?

So, I'm noticing that a mistake I'm making is to assume that this is an Axis vs. Allies conflict. I assume that France will be my ally, and Germany will be my enemy. This is not necessarily the case. I fear the idea of Germany not turning on Russia... then Russia turns to split China with Japan. As ...

How do we influence our trade numbers?

Okay, so... do we post our orders to the forum? That seems like it would give away secrets? Or we just PM the orders back to LotG, and use the forums just for public conversation? Also, I notice that there are a bunch of countries listed as Soviet Puppets, or Japanese Puppets, or British Puppets... ...

Would I be one of the girls, or the cup?

I only said that I suspected you of having a Real Life. I'm only fairly sure I even know what country you're in. Anything more specific can be speculation on my part, at best. And your German is clearly better than mine. I thought Deutschland was complaining about Stone not posting anything. :) So, ...

For what it's worth, he hasn't posted recently over in Rogue Trader, either. I suspect he's having Real Life.

I will contact the Kingdom of Italy (Seven Words). Put some smack down and make him get his head back into the game.

Pip pip. Cheerio! Let's show those silly buggers what for, eh what?

(I'll have to start listening to Terry Pratchett audiobooks to get back into the accent.)

Right. Let's get this party started!