Damn that old trivial ring trick lol

Ununpentium: Some stuff I made up years ago when I never thought they'd actually synthesise Moscovium

By Bob Lazar

That's totally terrifying this time, the tremendous torture (this tornado of tediously thorough torment that's tellingly trounced ten times ten thousand terrifically tough types, typically through tenaciously turning them temporarily 'tonto') tickles truly terribly today. That's the ticket! Thanks T...

Cornucopia by Black Sabbath

(I'm guessing both books of 'Cygnus X-1' by Rush have been done already!)

Jollifications

Countenance

Deadpool?

Truculence

Beermat

To be perfectly honest with you, even if you keep up with this 'homework' nonsense the probability of you remaining in this institution is still not high. For pity's sake man, you have a wife and children. You're a quantity surveyor and all that happened was you saw a site that just needed so many b...

As any description of the event 'crossing' is entirely relative (dependent upon the choice of reference frame used to describe it), it is possible to envisage a set of co-ordinates from the point of view of the road in which the chicken is virtually static . From this basis if the road possessed any...

If only I were a more romantic man I would almost certainly contemplate sharing a chariot home with you madam, but alas! I fear that my love for you is as nothing compared to my aversion to your monumental consumption of alcoholic beverages and aggressive proclamations that you are Catherine Parr......

My favourite riddle lol

Fortunately the hitherto unmentioned barbarian army only three streets away suddenly recieve the latest aerial reconnaissance photographs. As concentric circles mean 'you're not allowed to slaughter these ones' in their pictographic language, another horrid fate is momentarily avoided.

Peter Pecker's Pepper Pickling Pipes of Perpetuity

Would it be wrong of me to remind you that the time factor is entirely dependent on the extremity of what now appears to be my fixation?

Right dominant, but when sorting and apportioning medications (a weekly task) I favor left. Inspired by Hashi's discussion of the recent Presidential shade thrown on Baltimore : Would you rather be in a current US border detention facility or inner-city Baltimore? Hmm. I'll just have to pass on tha...

:LOLS: Crispy Pants :nanaparty: How nice to see you in these parts ♥️♥️ :nanaparty: How nice to see you too Sky ♥️♥️ I've not even been in search of Mallory much recently. There's been wayyyy too much stuff to do in too short a time and then a wonderfully unhelpful heatwave turned up! Teacher: So t...

You are walking along minding your own business when suddenly the devil pops up from nowhere and stands in front of you. As you cower for your life, the devil tells you "You must now decide if you live or die by virtue of the very next thing you say!". The devil continues, "You must ...

As a bit of a jape, on the something/nothing conundrum... how big is the nothing in question?