Forget this Tommy person. Here am I, looking bronzed and lovely.

Here's one (don't hurt me) CECIL AND THE POPE So, this bloke walks into a pub one day and goes up to the bar. Before he can say anything the barman says, "put your money away John, Cecil's already paid for your pint." "well that's very kind" said John, "i don't even know a ...

I think Tony Blair ought to resign on principle. Most employers would require a resignation (or would sack them) if one of their employees made such a heinous error of judgement. The only question is; is there anyone of suitable calibre to replace him? After all, Robin Cook has gone...

IT IS I.

GULLIBLE JOHNNY?

IAMTHELEADER. THERE IS NO REAL DAN.

All should bow to the uplifting and mighty anthems celebrating the unity of the workers. All else pales into insignificance as capitalist drivel.

Can I come? I have many party tricks.

The Queen must go. In the name of all that is egalitarian and true, there ought to be a commander-in-chief ruling the plebs with love and force. I think I would be up to the job.

What has happened to dAN? I demand that you cease and desist your avatar-mockery, or else!!!!

Indeed Foul, grease yourself up and be prepared for my swift vengeance.

I am not GullibleJohnny and I challenge any of you who think this to a naked duel at dawn, using kalashnikovs.

I love Fred Savage. I will inveigle him into being my sidekick. Vlad n Fred (sounds exceptional when said fast)

I will come to the UK Elohimfest and make you all cry like babies. Mark my words.

Cease and desist from all of this newness. Keep with the old.

Short back and sides, with no allowance for any length discrepancy between hairs.

Take it not so seriously Mr. Biskit, erm Fixit. Darth gets high on Lemsips!

I do enjoy your hinting CovenantJr, do proceed!

I don't hold out much hope...

I demand the ultimate veto on all posts Mr Weed!

It is clearly I who has the best avatar.

quell your mocking...