The bear fat gets old
A leaner bear stays younger
Be a Linna bear

(If I pronounced wrong
No offense was intended
I've only read it)

Tranquil carousal
Attending Elohimfest
Do you hear the bells?

There are quite a few
New haiku here to peruse
Keep them coming, folks!

Congratulations
Hope you are feeling better
Nice new avatar

You want silliness?
Look no further, new Watcher:
Try The Haiku Game!

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'. Come writers and crit...

Prepped for vanishing
Will my new identity
Fool my pursuers

A dichotomy!
Nothing a haiku can’t fix
…Or it might take two

In whichever case
The threads will converge again
And all will be well

A risqué haiku
As morning benediction
Deserved punishment

For wiping our feet
On Persian cat, Mom thought we
Deserved punishment

Mentarianists
Unlike Mento-ianists
Can mix with cola

Syllable issues
Provoked my edit of the
Carry-over line

Who was that masked ghost?
Those rumors of my demise:
Exaggerated!

Winter is coming
The geese may be getting fat
But me? Not so much...

Contra subterfuge
President protected from
Northern exposure

Versus major pain,
The general consensus:
A colonel of truth

Dancing with Sergeant
Is corporal punishment
Really an option?

Cat got his quill pen?
Wayfriend and Sarge seem to need
No encouragement

Dread Poet Jethro
Seeks nobody's reverence
Nor disparagement

Eventually
Everyone will write this way
Haiku everywhere

Really bad haiku
Not the worst of my vices
Just most visible

We have el E.D.
That explains her frustration
And throwing her ring

Diamond shattered lights
Not sure why she threw her ring
Broken glass from bulb