Thank you, Menolly
Courtesy is like a drink
At a mountain stream

Who is this Jethro?
What's with all the three-line posts?
Why should we dread him?

Call me a gadfly
Haiku is my chosen form
Just to be different

There may be limericks
Or other poems now and then
But mostly haiku

Dread is for the puns
And other offbeat humor
That is my weakness

Such a continent!
Earthy and Jovial, plus
A trait not yet know...

Your undulations
Have a hypnotic effect
Swaying my judgement

Don't count on that, Erd
The fractious followers would
Rather fight than switch