Resurreccion: Episode -3 Back 2 Square One In one rendition, Map is a tapeworm which John gives birth to through his urethra. The tapeworm develops a sexual relationship with John, and John feeds the tapeworm his semen for nutrition. The tapeworm grows big, and strong, and magical. The more semen it...

Bad Writing: Scientifically speaking, Word is a program. And so is love: the love of the program. Interspecies lovers make exceptional couples. John and a, uh, tapeworm. Anna and the Gypos. John gets sent into vibration of exceptional forces. He is shaken out of existence! Kibble and Cob come from t...

XLCR on a personalized license plate makes a lot more sense when it's on the back of an Excelsior Class vessel.


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Boy oh boy oh boy. What a tough decision I must make now, only two weeks late. Sorry about that, btw, I really am. Things got ahead of me, and time flies, and all that. I have to name...DEER as the winner. Because, she took us on a journey that was just...amazing. I thought it was a cold and distant...

Deer! OMG!

I love it! Excellent work!

Thanks for the nod, Vraith, though I am not entirely sure I deserve the win here. Or maybe you ARE La-La-Land-ing me and you're going to name the real winner halfway through the next contest? 8O Well, I hope not. I do have a good idea. Actually, I have several. As tempting as it is to hodgepodge the...

They were huddled together behind the counter. The children were whimpering and Adelle wanted to curse them for it. I don't want to die because you can't be quiet! In a deep corner of her mind, she hated herself for the thought, but she was quickly losing touch with that part of herself. She was ent...

She stood panting underneath the tree. Her lungs were burning fiercely, screaming at her, making her think she was dying. But she knew she couldn't stop. If she stopped, it would catch her, no doubt about it. She would rather run herself to death than be caught by those...tentacles, the menacing suc...

Misread the directions ^

Indiana Jones and the Winter Wonderland

Nah just joshing you
Because you play the fool well
I couldn't resist

He . . . kouldn't figure out what letter to use! :O

F...H...G...I...G....J....H....

Fuck it, He's God, He kan do what He wants!

I was chasing it. (Trying to be faster than greased lightning.)

Cancelled 'cuz I caught a cold

The Man Who...Advanced with Another Alphabet Alternation

You better not be this character .. if you are prepare for a tirade of pms! I never talked about this particular date with a counselor or psychiatrist, but the story the character tells is mine: childhood, date experience, personal response, etc. The seed of the idea, trying to think of an expert w...

Who are we to say?
Nobody elected us
Let them live their lives