Linda? I don't think we have a Linda.

Someone who knows who that is.

Freakish when the mood strikes me, anyway.

Someone less freaked out.

Only her mother's reactions. She was happier than one might expect to know I lived nearby and not the least bit offended when I declared my love for her married daughter. My few interactions with her tell me she is very religious, very traditional, and very sharp. Her daughter was one of the smartes...

First things first. Do you have a means of contacting this lady directly, without needing to go through her mother? If you do, are you comfortable going that route? First, yes, I found her number from an online phone book. Second, not yet. The mother didn't say specifically her daughter was getting...

I meant I haven't had any practice at it. Neurotypicals learn this when they're younger. I'm getting a crash course in the worst part of love without any preparation. I know I'm not the first person to suffer this kind of pain, but I might be the first Aspie to walk both sides of this particular fen...

No, you don't get it. On the one hand, thank you for trying. On the other hand, she is the only person on the planet I have ever loved and probably the only one I ever will love. That's not hyperbole. As I said, I have Asperger's. I shouldn't have been able to do this in the first place, and I can't...

Cautiously optimistic. I'm trying to process the situation, but I welcome any feedback. In December, I discovered I was in love with a married woman. If you want the background, read my Hall of Gifts post, A Life Never Lived. Anyway, I've been suffering from severe depression for six months, because...

Pamela Wagner, early May. You probably didn't recognize the name. I also commented on the giant bagel video.

Good luck with that, and that's more of an emoji crowd control.

Someone less controlling.

The rabbit might have worked this time. I'm not sure. I went from feeling like I was on death row to cautiously optimistic. We'll see.

You know, I sent you a friend request on facebook, and you ignored me. Bad bunny! Bad!

I'd call it a loud dose of emoji's, not strong. It lacks artistic cohesion.

Someone more cohesive.

Sure, I'll bite, but only with mutual consent.

Someone less bitey.

TOM! Sorus! Somebody! Not that one guy, but somebody we like. Anybody!

Wosbald wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:04 am +JMJ+

Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!

Corbomite Maneuver practice.

(That's mine, by the way. The Enterprise model. I built it as a fan mod for Starfleet Command.)

Walnut waffles with kale syrup.

Yanderekin Crushstalker

Anger management. Always a serious Tank issue.

Alas, Douglas Adams has passed beyond the Unprobability Field and debates time travel grammar with God and the Ruler.

Someone less inconvenient.

I don't think you're using enough rabbits. At this point, we need enough to fill an Olympic swimming pool.

It's not that kind of a test.

And, it should probably be in Mallory's.