Taking liberties
With Doctor Gamgee's format
Stanza not sentence

Created this alt
To harass a gamemaster
Like Pampas, it grew

Won a few Watchies
And that is how I became
Bad Writing Guru

Peruvian gold
Tempted the conquistadors
How did that work out?

Ditto Wayfriend's verse
Kudos on the reminder
All dogs Heaven-bound

Ever unaware
I bumble into this thread
To write this haiku

Heed river crossings
"Ford has a better idea"
Not just a slogan

They do Haiku, Sarge
Ain't you a renown poet?
It's not all rhyme time

Sorry for losses
And the impending storm too
Have fun in Austin

Vizidor must not
Live in California
Or he doubts the Drought

Nobody Noahs
Why Vizidor has a Flood
When it's dry elsewhere

Today, I am glad
There has been a burst of verse
In this prose-worn thread

I did not do it
Had no involvement at all
But it warms my heart

It would appear that
Menolly's doctor could not
Make her write faster

There is still hope that
The deli breakfast sparked her
Creativity

Count me as eager
To immerse in well-told tales
Bring on the stories!

Maps that players draw
May represent only their
Interpretation

Ambiguity
May serve the Autarch’s intent
But that’s not certain

Clarity can serve
To eliminate conflicts
…or to foment them

(Couldn't help hearing
Deer's last line being sung by
Bon Jovi...and so:)

But not by the heart
Can you feel shame, because you
Know love is no game

Consider Piggy
For Kurtz, especially with
Kermit as Willard

Appreciated
Your use of the haiku form
In the post above

You're no annoyance;
Just don't speculate about
Who SD's alts are...

Some are transparent
Others are quite well-hidden
And like it that way

Speak your truth, Linah
Wherever and whenever
You're moved to do so

Here's a first topic
What prompted the spelling change
To your username?

Fist, Loremaster and
Montresor all in one place?
What fun that will be...

Have no fear, lorin
You know Fist and Lore well enough
(Don't drink with Lore's bro!)

When you say "Bless you..."
I will accept any name;
Call me what you like

Those of good courage
Are trusted in such matters
To bestow blessings

Onward Christian Soldier,
Typing on your keys!
When the V-man speaketh
Swallow your unease
Onward Christian Soldier,
Speak the truth you know
Not all will see it that way
But that is how it goes...

Troy-story movie
Would need the right studio;
Pixar must make it