The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:43 pm

data : "if I only had a heart..."

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:11 am

Checkov to Kirk: "Captain, the vessel... I mean "wessel", is within range."

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:28 pm

tasha to data - it did, did not happen, or it did not did happen, either way.

Post by **Krazy Kat** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:38 pm

Stardate 142012.234
Deanna Troi has been receiving reports from some of the crew who have been experiencing similair nightmares. She has gathered them into the holodeck to try and get to the bottom of this mystery.

Ok Ryker, you go first. What do you remember?

Ryker: Well it was round. And smooth!
Wharf: Yes, with lots of flowers.
Geordie: And shiny tubes.

Ok computer, let's see what we've got
OMG! I'ts Tor Johnson in a frock playing a trombone.
No more cheese before bedtime guys.

Post by **Ananda** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:57 pm

Captain: Let's send a probe down before we beam an away team comprised of all my bridge officers into a hostile territory.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:08 pm

Kirk : I'll send my own deep probe...

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:40 am

Kirk: "I cannot figure how to operate this Vulcan sequence to start this."

Spock: "It is quite simple, Captain.
First, you put your right hand in, then take your right hand out.
Put your right hand in and shake it all about.
Then you do the Hokie-Pokie and you turn yourself around..."

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:54 pm

Sulu, mumbling: Tribbles for dinner again?

Chekhov: A little wodka and they go down just fine.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:59 am

Worf: "Captain, I have a plan to unarm the enemy without their knowlege."

Piccard: "Come on Worf... you have a plan?
You aren't Spock, you know."

Post by **JIkj fjds j** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:42 am

Piccard: Your telling me the food replicator isn't working again! And we haven't even left Space Dock.
OK, have engineering beam up 300 Big Mac's, 50 portions of Chicken McNuggets, and ...

Worf: A Happy Meal.

Piccard: ... and a Happy Meal for Worf.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:18 am

Kirk: "This... is not going... the way I... imagined."
Bones: "Shut up Jim and king me. It's only a game of checkers."

Post by **JIkj fjds j** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:30 pm

Bones: I'm a doctor, Jim, not an electrical engineer!

Jim: Just help me find the light switch, will you! I can't see a dam thing in here.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:10 pm

Kirk: Hey, we're beaming down in five minutes and we're out of mustard uniforms. Can I borrow a red from one of you guys?

Post by **JIkj fjds j** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:28 am

Ensign Chico: Gerrea toodee froodee mustard uniform. Only 50cents, or 3 for a dollar.

Ensign Harpo: Honk honk!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:39 pm

Kirk: "The ship is like a woman. That's why they call her she and she's mine. All of you get the hell out of my woman!"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:29 am

"I'm a rocket man, burning up his fuse alone"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:36 pm

Spock: "I believe you are an ass. And by ass I of course use the colloquial term as you are clearly a member of the species Equus asinus x Equus caballus if I am not mistaken."

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:13 am

Jar-Jar:"Meesa horny!"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:24 am

Luke: "Dad? Will I ever play piano again?"

Post by **JIkj fjds j** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:26 pm

Kirk: Do you have a fix on Khan?
Spock: Yes sir! Instrumentation shows he's on ... Kevin's Watch! And is ... calling Atomic, a something or other, and ... dAN, a something something ... something.
Kirk: What does it mean, Spock?
Spock: Apparently, he's being Khantankerous!