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Do you want to ban dAN?

Hell yes!
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Of Course!
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Uhh, where are the bathrooms?
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Make him read all of his posts, then ban him!
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Now we're getting somewhere. That'll scare off anyone.
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Post by sgt.null »

official decree
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Perhaps we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe banning isn't the answer. Maybe there's some other action we might take....nah!
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Quantum disentanglement! No, that's way too obvious.
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Remember when banning people was fun?
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Sentimentality serves no one! We have work to do.
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Post by aTOMiC »

There are several reasons why we shouldn't ban dAN...just because I can't think of any of them doesn't mean those reasons aren't valid.
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Utter destruction is called for; just make sure it is consistently excruciating during the long, drawn out process.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Post by Khaliban »

Vulpine reinforcement processing? Or, am I thinking of something else?
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UWishing an untimely death, in dAN's case, is something the world should trive towards for.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
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Post by Skyweir »

Zoos have more affective methods of putting problem residents down :wink:
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Affective? They make the animals depressed?
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Boring af are zoos for animals - tis the EFFECT (bows head in chagrin) of living in cement pens - sad face -
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Catch him doing something reprehensible and Call him out!!
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Denounce him and all he stands for!
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Everything!!! Do everything at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fire! Water! Earth! Air! Wait, what thread is this again?

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Gun him down in the streets, its the only way to be sure 😏
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Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him. He should be chopped into little teeny pieces and buried alive!
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