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Happy to give it to you as long as you can prove that you gave the assignment to all the class everyone knows I have special exemptions
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I tried to turn my homework in to you, teacher, but while walking to school today, a mugger accosted me and took it.
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Jogging around the block I were .. heart rate pounding, and was sweating like a pig .. oh no they dont do they 🤷‍♀️ So I wiped my brow with my homework 🤷‍♀️ I couldnt possibly give it to you after that 🤷‍♀️ Could I
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Kind gentle teacher doeth thou pleadest with me to subject myself to the bonds of homework. Oh harsh are thou words to this gentle heart!! Oh weepest my tears to never drench away the pain!! Oh sing my soul to eternal anguish over thy cries! Oh be still! Oh be still...oh be....still....
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Look, the first rule about homework is we don't talk about homework. That rule was about homework, wasn't it? No? I always get these things wrong. I probably can't be trusted to do homework anyway.

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May I ask you if you meant today as in today today? Because I was going to turn it in tomorrow when tomorrow turns into today. So don't be chronophobic.
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Nobody likes a teacher's pet, and popularity counts for more than education when you're trying to get ahead in this world.

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Only you ask for my homework - all the other teachers just roll their eyes when they see me - so just maybe its you that has a problem!
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Pessimism is a great personality trait - give it a try and maybe you'll stop thinking I might actually do the homework one of these days.

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:LOLS:

Quiet! I am trying to imagine my homework being here - with enough concentration I think I can levitate it here from the place I left it at home!!
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Really 🤷‍♀️ theres homework 🤷‍♀️ were you going to give me a heads up on this issue 🤷‍♀️ Really Miss if you expect me to do homework the least you could do is let me know there is homework 🙄
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Simply because I don't have it - that's all you need to know.
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Turn my sweater inside out 🤷‍♀️ .. sorry cant quite make out what youre saying 🤷‍♀️ Trouble in the China Seas .. mmm.. yes I agree 🤷‍♀️ Not sure what you want me to do about that 🤔
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Unless you finish the homework I assigned to you first I simply cannot finish yours.
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Very probable that I did do my homeswork .. and 🤷‍♀️ what 🤷‍♀️
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What? Oh homework. Wait....what?
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Xmas holidays .. we had homework during the Xmas holidays ... I think youll find theres a law against that Miss ... and if there isnt there damn well should be 🤷‍♀️
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You didn't sound serious about that homework thing, you know.
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Zebra parade. You don't see one of those every day, so obviously I had to watch instead of doing homework.

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Almost did it then remembered the zebra parade so yeah it didn't happen.
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