ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game
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Sorus
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Everybody failed to do their homework, and let me tell you, I was deeply conflicted about the whole thing. On the one hand, I didn't want to be like everybody else. On the other, I didn't want everybody else to think I was trying to gain special favor by conforming. It was a struggle, but I think I made the right choice in the end. You can probably guess what that was.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
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Sorus
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Jurassic Park was on, and a dinosaur ate my homework. Okay, a dinosaur didn't eat my homework because I didn't do my homework, but if I'd done my homework, a dinosaur could have eaten it. Homework could potentially attract dinosaurs, and you are putting me in a great deal of danger by trying to make me do it.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
Last night we almost had a fondue. When Charlie the dog heard about it he was an emotional wreck. I got so concerned for him that I had to write myself a note to take a mental health break. Here it is in my diary! So my homework had to wait.
And the dog is okay now, he had prairie oysters for dinner and he loves those!
And the dog is okay now, he had prairie oysters for dinner and he loves those!
Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way. - Arthur Miller
and I dont possess the emotional fortitude to deal with it further 
On my way to school this morning this tall bearded man wearing boardshorts and a Fleetwood Mac tshirt got on the bus and said to me "what was your homework about?", and I told him that I had written an essay for science on how to cook a fondue without splitting it.
He said to me "I must have it for my Raelian Movement craft fair this afternoon, give me the essay".
I had to give it to him. I thought he we going to turn me into something unnatural.
Then he disappeared in a flash and bang of blue light.
He said to me "I must have it for my Raelian Movement craft fair this afternoon, give me the essay".
I had to give it to him. I thought he we going to turn me into something unnatural.
Then he disappeared in a flash and bang of blue light.
Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way. - Arthur Miller
Since we removed all of the low hanging apples and pears from the fruit trees in the backyard, Charlie the black groodle has become distant. Like a bored visitor to the household. No long walk or ball games with anyone in the family can stop him from returning to the trees and looking and sniffing longingly up at the branches bearing fruit.
We have been so worried about him, we never got anything done last night. No homework, no video games, no television. It was like the time when he ate all of the fruit off the peach tree and we were wondering what happens with the stones? They come out let me tell you.
We were so distracted and nervous we didn't even make a fondue.
We have been so worried about him, we never got anything done last night. No homework, no video games, no television. It was like the time when he ate all of the fruit off the peach tree and we were wondering what happens with the stones? They come out let me tell you.
We were so distracted and nervous we didn't even make a fondue.
Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way. - Arthur Miller
