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Who would win?

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Who would win in an all out war, Lord Foul or Souron? I am talking armies and powers. Then what about Lord Foul and Morgoth?
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What about Kevin VS GOKU?!!!!!!!11

Sorry...I just have to make fun of these topics, no matter how much fun they may be to discuss. In any event, here's my thinking:

1. Foul vs Sauron is no challenge; Foul wins hands down. Sauron was always a weakling anyway.

2. Foul vs Morgoth. Morgoth is the Fighter to Foul's Black Mage (if you don't read 8 bit theater, don't bother trying to make sense of that statement). Morgoth will raise an army and try to punch the hell out of whatever gets in his way. When has brute force EVER proven to be effective against the Despiser? I'd say that if Foul didn't have much time to prepare, Morgoth MIGHT give him a run for his money for a while, but Foul being clever, he'll soon have some kind of needlessly diabolical plot ready to snare Morgoth. From what I know of the guy, Morgoth has never been terribly clever; Foul could easily outwit the poor fool, ESPECIALLY if he's had time to prepare his schemes.

3. Kevin vs. Goku. Goku would be all like Woahaohoah! And try to punch Kevin in THE FACE but Kevin would be like NO WAY! and use his staff of law to deflect the punch and then Goku would say HIS POWER LEVEL IS 2390283409823 BILLION JILLION OMG! and kevin would desecrate Goku until his HEAD FALLED OFF!!! and then Kevin would say I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BIATCH! OMGLOLROFLMAO!
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3. Kevin vs. Goku. Goku would be all like Woahaohoah! And try to punch Kevin in THE FACE but Kevin would be like NO WAY! and use his staff of law to deflect the punch and then Goku would say HIS POWER LEVEL IS 2390283409823 BILLION JILLION OMG! and kevin would desecrate Goku until his HEAD FALLED OFF!!! and then Kevin would say I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BIATCH! OMGLOLROFLMAO!
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As hard as I try, I can't picture kevin saying "Biatch" :LOLS:
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who the heck is GOKU???
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Post by matrixman »

Isn't Goku a character from the show Dragonballz? I have no interest in it, but my stepbrother is a fan. His "alter ego" is Kaokengoku or something.
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Yeah, he is from the dragonball cartoon show. I don't watch it personally, but I was just making fun of how these "VS" posts end up on other message boards. It always turns into "Insert Dragonball character here" vs "Insert really powerful guy from something entirely different here" like:

Vegeta vs Superman!
Goku vs the Incredible Hulk
That Green Guy vs. Richard from the Sword of Truth series!

etc... :lol:
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Lord Foul vs. Emperor Palpatine
Lord Foul vs. Galactus
Lord Foul vs. Godzilla
Lord Foul vs. Q
Lord Foul vs. Aliens
Lord Foul vs. Underdog
Lord Foul vs. Neo
Lord Foul vs. Bill Gates
Lord Foul vs. Boris Karloff
Lord Foul vs. Pikachu
Lord Foul vs. The 1985 Chicago Bears
Lord Foul vs. Loki
Lord Foul vs. An un shuffled deck of playing cards.
Lord Foul vs. My 1040 form.

Just a few intriguing possibilities. :D
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The Leper Fairy wrote:As hard as I try, I can't picture kevin saying "Biatch" :LOLS:
Picture a rep battle Kevin vs Eminem.
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TOM C wrote:Lord Foul vs. Godzilla
That would be worth seeing! :P

As for Kevin...I see no reason to believe he wasn't a ghetto pimp ;)
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TOM C wrote:Lord Foul vs. Emperor Palpatine
Lord Foul vs. The 1985 Chicago Bears
Da Bearz!!

:)

Thomas Covenant vs. Rand Al Thor: Covenant would be angry and sulk, but he would figure out how to use the White Gold before Rand stopped brooding about Matt getting all the women... TC wins! :)
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Haha, I like that. In reference to Tom C's list, the only one of that group I could see Foul having problems against would be Neo as Neo seems to be the Avatar of Choice, and since the idea and power of choice was always a major theme in TCTC, Neo might actually present a problem for Foul. Plus I've always had a sneaking suspicion that The Matrix series IS the film version of TCTC, except taking place in the future of course...
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There was one matchup I was trying to remember.

Lord Foul vs. Lord Farquaad

I suppose Lord Foul might be considered "Fairy Tale Rabble." in some circles.
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LOL!! This is funny!! :goodnevil: :screwy:

What about Lord foul vs the 'Worm' that guarded the One Tree. I can't remember the right name and I don't have my books here! :( 8O
If the Worm was disturbed, wasn't it powerful enough to destroy the Arch of Time or something?
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TOM C wrote: Lord Foul vs. Bill Gates
Lord Foul vs. Pikachu
Lord Foul vs. Loki
ROTFLMAO!!!! :LOLS: :LOLS: :LOLS:
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I believe...i would rise from the ashes... the victor...

im a cunning little fellow....to be sure......however..with the support of Lord Foul....it would be assured......which is not to say that he and I are...one....let me reiterate...im Juan...he's Foul.....HA!...yesss.....


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Nicley said Juan, my good sir :twisted: 8)
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...thank you....haruchai......and a little devil...and shaded fellow to you as well my friend.......

ha!....yes....

how goes life for thee......

....good day...



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Life goes well for us three. :twisted: 8)
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Post by Juan Valdez »

...life goes ...rather...swimmingly...at the moment....of course...you encounter the large carnivorous fish from time to time......however...on the whole.....in the totality of the the pie...as we say......all is well....HA! right...


thank you....for asking...

now you three...run along....and play nicely.....im speaking to you....evil horned...red eyed...smily boy......shades...keep a good eye out will you.....make sure all is on the up...and north...and or...up....twice....however....or rather....four up...squared with and in the middle......take your pick shades....just make sure the eyes are involved.....




even' Haruchai....



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