abc's - why did the chicken cross the road

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:58 pm

Vanity of being the only chicken to cross the road.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:56 am

Was drunk and it seemed like a damn good idea at the time

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:35 pm

X's seemed like prior chicken crossings so off the chicken went...

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:37 am

You will never know because youre not a chicken

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:15 pm

Zzzzing seemed like a better site over there

Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:18 am

Although blighted by a certain sense of existential despair, this was no ordinary chicken. Not for this chicken the acceptance that this was her lot. Oh no. No siree. This chicken was that rarest of birds, the 'glass half full' kind of chicken.

The kind of chicken that was prepared to cluck "damn it all!" and just roll the dice! A chicken who was prepared to take her chances in the greater world!

The kind of chicken who believed there might just be a brighter future and improved grain supplies on the other side of that road.

You don't see chickens like that very often. God bless that chicken. We salute her and cross the road in her honour.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:41 pm

Good lord

But its ALL about the journey, no? Bad ass chooks know this ... and make the treacherous journey across the road to the other side to BECOME the bad asses they were always destined to be. Its a coming of age thing.

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:24 pm

Causing multiple car crash pile-up seemed like a nice weekend diversion.

Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:38 am

Because the objects 'chicken' and 'road' had the possibility 'crossing' encoded into them and a set of circumstances arose that enabled this potential event to be actualised.

(It's finding things like this that makes me appreciate the existence of google)

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:20 pm

Chickens thought the road needed salvation.

Oh brother that was a dumb play on words ...but hey what can I say

Sun Jul 28, 2019 7:33 am

As any description of the event 'crossing' is entirely relative (dependent upon the choice of reference frame used to describe it), it is possible to envisage a set of co-ordinates from the point of view of the road in which the chicken is virtually static.

From this basis if the road possessed any non-trivial velocity, the road would would in effect be crossing the chicken.

This only adds to the initial confusion. If there is no such thing as universal time how can any firm definitions of spatial measurement be employed?

What does the concept 'measurement' mean to an infinitesimally low velocity chicken?

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:36 pm

*coughABCORDERcough*

Dang chickens, they do what they want!

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:12 pm

Eternal quest to know...what is on the other side....

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:10 am

bloated by a certain sense of existential despair, this was no ordinary ninja. No! for this ninja the acceptance that this was her allotment. This ninja was that rarest of warriors, the 'holy hand grenade' kind of ninja.

The kind of ninja that was prepared to mutter "damn it all!" and just roll the dominoes! A ninja who was prepared to take her chances in the greater world!

The kind of ninja who believed there might just be a brighter future and improved ronin supplies on the other side of that road.

You don't see ninja like that very often. God bless that ninja. We salute her and cross our swords in her honour.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:24 am

Frankly, I don't think the chicken gives a damn what we think about its road-crossing motivations.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:22 pm

Going to the chapel, going to get married

Post by **Damelon** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:50 am

Hunting for corn.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 4:35 am

An ibex (plural ibex, ibexes or ibices)
is any of several species of wild goat
(genus Capra), distinguished by the
male's large recurved horns, which
are transversely ridged in front. Ibex
are found in Eurasia, North Africa and
East Africa. The name ibex comes from
Latin, borrowed from Iberian or Aquitanian,
akin to Old Spanish bezerro "bull", modern
Spanish becerro "yearling". Ranging in
height from 70 to 110 centimetres
(27â€“43 in) and weighing 90 to 120
kilograms (200â€“270 lb), ibex can live
20 years. Two closely related varieties
of goats found in the wild are not usually
called ibex: the markhor and the feral goat.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:09 pm

Just needed to stretch its chicken legs just a bit before roosting.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:41 am

"Killing in the Name" is a folk song
by the Appalachian folk band
Mages Against Machines, and is
on their 1902 self-titled debut album.

It was released as the lead single
From the album in November 1902.
It features heavy drop-D banjo riffs,
and lyrics inspired by the Pinkerton
brutality suffered by noted anarchist
Abraham Mosher and the subsequent
1902 South Boston riots. Mountains?

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