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FindailsCrispyPancakes
<i>Elohim</i>
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by FindailsCrispyPancakes » Sun Jul 28, 2019 7:20 am
If only I were a more romantic man I would almost certainly contemplate sharing a chariot home with you madam, but alas! I fear that my love for you is as nothing compared to my aversion to your monumental consumption of alcoholic beverages and aggressive proclamations that you are Catherine Parr... divine though you assuredly are oh sweet maiden.
That's splendid my lady, keep falling off of thine own shoes and loudly accusing me of being Henry VIII!
I'll return in a few decades as soon as I've finished reforming the church. Fare thee well for now your majesty!
EARTH:
Not even remotely harmless
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Khaliban
Watchman, Second Class
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Location: Evanston, IL
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by Khaliban » Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:25 am
Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker, but that stuff I slipped into your drink will have you--
[THUD]
Well, that didn't take long.
Khaliban
samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
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by samrw3 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:15 pm
I would write you a love poem but you are more beautiful than anything I can write about.
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
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by samrw3 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:25 pm
I don't know who you are. I don't know want you want from a romance. If you are looking for marriage I can tell you I don't have a ring. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that I have acquired after many relationships. Skills that make me a dream come true in the bedroom. If you let me go know that will be the end of this romance. I will no longer look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't let me go I will always look out for you, I will find you and we will make mad mad love.
^^^
With heavy copy job from Taken movie with my own special editing inserted
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Skyweir
Lord of Light
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by Skyweir » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:01 pm
Wow
lol
*puts Taken on to Watch list* lol
Are you craving Pizza? Because Id love to get a pizz-a you
Skyweir
samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
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by samrw3 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:51 pm
I before e except after you.
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Skyweir
Lord of Light
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by Skyweir » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:28 am
I think Im in desperate need of Vitamin U
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samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
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by samrw3 » Thu Aug 29, 2019 5:35 pm
Can you help me find my lips with yours?
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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samrw3
The Gap Into Spam
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by samrw3 » Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:35 pm
I just bought a new pillow do you want to give it a try tonight?
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
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by sgt.null » Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:14 am
did you just fart?
because you blow me away
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
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by sgt.null » Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:51 am
if you want me just whistle,
you know how to whistle don't you?
just put your lips together and blow.
- lauren bacall
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Cagliostro
The Gap Into Spam
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Location: Colorado
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by Cagliostro » Wed Sep 25, 2019 7:04 pm
Yer purdy
::bats eyelashes::
Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
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Skyweir
Lord of Light
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by Skyweir » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:17 pm
Must I always wear a low cut dress to be important?
Courtesy of Jean Harlowe
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Cord Hurn
Servant of the Band
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by Cord Hurn » Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:23 pm
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
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