ABC Reasons the Think Tank Cannot Be Closed!

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Wait, wut? The Tank is closed, you say? Hold on a sec. Lemme plug in my Bullshit Detector. Oh yeah. That's better. Now, I can see yer gums flappin' in some silent frenzy, but instead of your fabricated falsities, all I can hear is the delightful din, both didactic and dialogical, issuing from a fully open and operational Tank.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Xamine the Tank's fossil record. Notice anything remarkable? Like maybe the fact that there are no gaps in the Tank's presence in the geological strata? Yeah, that's right. Sundry catastrophes and even extinction-level events could put no crack in its carapace of unclosure. Rather, the record evinces just a single, unbroken chain of evolutionary openness.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Yawning at every unhinged rant launched against the Tank. Drowsing through every empty threat thrown its way. Turning down the bed in complete, confident placidity, safe in the knowledge that, whatever chaotic social upheavals may tomorrow befall the kingdoms of the earth, Tank closure will not be among them. Nighty night, Tank-haters. Sorry 'bout yer damn luck.

[sgt.null]

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[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Arguing about closing the Tank, posturing about having the power to do so, pretending that there is any possibility of such a prospect coming to pass — all of this transpiring whilst the Tank's blindingly obvious openness puts the lie to every such pretentious poseur.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Based values are the rule in the Tank. The various arts of manliness cultured in such a rarefied environ safeguard that openness defining the Tank's normal state of existence. Had the mockery known as Woke values carried the day amongst Tankers, endemic low-T Energy would have fomented the effeminate mannerisms, weak physique, degenerate aesthetics, and flabby cognition assuring an unbroken eternity of perpetual closure.

[Cord Hurn]

Census results clearly indicate that closing down the Tank means shutting down the vast majority of posting activity on the Watch...but that could just be a conspiracry theory.