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Chicken tastes like people

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Because chicken tastes like everything.
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What is this thing you call "everything"? I look on all the menus in town, but no "everything". I ask the waitress for some everything and she usually gives me everything on the menu EXCEPT everything. Why?
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Tubbs wrote:Because chicken tastes like everything.
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Lord Foul wrote:What is this thing you call "everything"? I look on all the menus in town, but no "everything". I ask the waitress for some everything and she usually gives me everything on the menu EXCEPT everything. Why?
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Lord Foul wrote:What is this thing you call "everything"? I look on all the menus in town, but no "everything". I ask the waitress for some everything and she usually gives me everything on the menu EXCEPT everything. Why?
I'm confused :? :S
Because chicken tastes like everything.
it really doesn't. :P
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With reference to the thread title, I can't agree or disagree with you, Tubbs; I've never tasted chicken.
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Mmmm, chicken.
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Does that mean Soylent Green is chicken?
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Myste wrote:Does that mean Soylent Green is chicken?
I'd be willing to bet that Soylent Green tastes like chicken.
I happen to like Chicken in a biscuit snack crackers. It's probably the same kind of thing. :D
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TOM C wrote:I happen to like Chicken in a biscuit snack crackers. It's probably the same kind of thing. :D
Yeah, I've always wondered about those Chicken-in-a-Biscuits. I had a big thing for those back in high school. I also enjoy pork rinds occasionally. I know that they're actually made from pig, but I don't know what part & I don't want to. Much like Soylent Biscuits.

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Myste wrote:Chicken-in-a-Biscuits
That sounds like lunacy! Chicken in a biscuit?!
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I assume it's the American version of 'biscuit', which is actually more like a savoury scone.
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Still, chicken in a scone sounds weird too.
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I wonder if chicken tastes like chicken to chickens.
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Lord Foul wrote:I wonder if chicken tastes like chicken to chickens.
Of cousre not. It tastes like people.
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Whoa, man! Slow down . . . Are you saying that CHICKEN ARE PEOPLE TOO?

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Lord Foul wrote:Whoa, man! Slow down . . . Are you saying that CHICKEN ARE PEOPLE TOO?

Dude!
Well, they are just as tasty as people...
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CovenantJr wrote:
Myste wrote:Chicken-in-a-Biscuits
That sounds like lunacy! Chicken in a biscuit?!
Ahahaha :lol:

Maybe I'll have to send you some of those too.
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The Leper Fairy wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:
Myste wrote:Chicken-in-a-Biscuits
That sounds like lunacy! Chicken in a biscuit?!
Ahahaha :lol:

Maybe I'll have to send you some of those too.
Yes, everyone should have the chance to enjoy Chicken-in-a-biscuit. :D

Cov, biscuits in America are not sweet. In America, biscuits are round fluffy bready things rather like buns. Sometimes we put gravy on them, and they also taste good with honey, or slathered in butter. However, Chicken-in-a-Biscuits contain neither chicken nor biscuits. They are a kind of cracker. They taste a little like chicken. They get out of being sued for false advertising by spelling biscuit "Biskit." Here is a picture (i'm only posting the url because the pic is big): theimaginaryworld.com/crk29.jpg

Now you know. Not chicken, not biscuit (English or American), but all good. :D
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AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

CRAZY!
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