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VEry remorseful over Prince's amputations. WEnt to confession and spent the whole night saying prayers of penance.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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"Well Cho", the confessional priest said, "you must say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys and down a shot of vodka between each one!!" - fainted when I overheard that instruction ... and Cho's evil grin. Couldn't do homework!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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X-tremely benevolent priest blessed me good. Couldn't even stand up, much less do homework. It was the penalty shots of tequila for slurring and saying "faddah" instead of enunciating "Father" clearly.

Whoa.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Yearning to be wicked and to get the same punishment as Cho. No time for homework - need to think of wickedness!! :twisted:
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Zigged when I should have zagged...resulting twister pile up required jaws of life to rescue all players.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Absolutely too tired to do homework! *curls up to sleep*
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Bad me! Could not resist pouncing on sleeping Creator and tickling him mercilessly. Bwa ha ha!

Had to run away to escape vengeance--thus, homework remains pristine and untouched.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Caught Cho, tickling her ... having too much fun to do homework!!
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Dreaded Tickle-monster attack left me gasping and helpless. Couldn't do homework. (Needed to plot further assaults...)
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Everyone coming up with creative escapes to get out of homework, after reading through them, and laughing until I cried,
I completely forgot I had homework to do let alone the creative excuse I was going to use!
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Felt I had to punish Cho and Creator for their maiming of my prince, so hired Michael Bolton to serenade them with "It's Not Easy (Bein' Green)" over and over and over. And over.
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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Post by Cheval »

Gagged and got sick thinking about Creator & Cho's punishment.
Had to use my homework to clean up the mess, since there were no paper towels.
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It's 4:19...
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Had such terrible suffering from my punishment that I had to curl into a fetal ball and whimper all night. Hard to do homework while curled into a fetal ball....
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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I had to comfort Cho and myself for hearing such horrible music!! Fought back by sending Ozzie Ozzborne to attack Michael Bolton. He won, but then BIT the head off my homework!!
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Justice having been done, (both to Cho and Creator--and Michael Bolton), I just kicked back and relaxed. Vengeance is hard work!
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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Kicked all the way around the block and back again by Creator in a no-holds-barred Scrabble marathon. So badly and soundly spanked by him that I could not face the homework on top of the humiliation.

:lol:
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Lost in admiration of Creator whose skills at Scrabble are outshone only by the grace with which he spanks. :D
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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Myste's admiration for Creator's spankin' abilities sent me into a tizzy. I was busily trying to plot a way to get HER to play Creator so she can experience the "grace" herself.

(Thank you, Creator, for teaching me the folly of hubris.)

More ice over here!
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Nothing loth to test the both Creator's Scrabble skills and upper arm strength, I challenged him to a match (Though not before making sure my stirrup pants were well padded with Charmin). Am still awaiting his response. Might he fear to meet me??
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
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Overcome with mirth at the idea of Charmin blocking the powerful spank-o-bilities of Creator, I laughed myself into hysteria. Unable to do homework while blinded by tears of mirth.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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