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Shaqheart Foamfollower and Tim "the Giant" Duncan?--but I like just Tim the Giant-not only does it sound terribly incongruous but it reminds me of The Princess Bride for some reason :P
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...reminds me of 'Tim the Enchanter'...
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*Chukle* Man that's good stuff.
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Kevin's Watch.

Smack bang in the middle of my back garden.

And to hell with the neighbours! I'd be able to see over their Leylandi....

:x :x :x

What a view!!!

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Leave my AV alone or Iori will smash you too!
I just read this in the GI and started laughing thinking of your avatar:

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A female Cavewight. Heard exciting things about them.
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How about the 7 Wards? (Power to the people!)
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Hurtloam, no ifs, ands, or buts. Heart disease? HA! Cancer? Who needs it?

Hurtloam is the shiznit.
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No one wants to bring home Drool Rockworm?
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Post by Iryssa »

Add one more for hurtloam...or maybe an aliantha bush: year-round element for the garden, and useful for those nights when you just don't feel like cooking anything!
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Yet it is the Borg I am always with.
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Hurtloam loses its potency over time though. With the staff, you could heal our land.
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Post by Kevin son of Ireland »

Wow people i can't believe that nobody has as yet mentioned "oath of peace". I for one thought that this Ward was the one of the most attractive things about the land.

I mean i know it's not practicle and believe me i'm anything but a peaceful person (come on, it's not my fault i'm Irish), but if the idea goes that anything we could bring would work then why not this? Oh and by the way, i'm not some rueful pacifist out to save the planet, but this was honestly the first thing that popped into my head when i read the topic title.

Well, that's my serious answer. Apart from that i'd definitely go for some of that "lords Fire", then i could roast the "arse" of anybody that annoyed me. Ha ha, watch out all Man Utd supporters(that's a soccer team in Britain that i don't particularly like, for all you yanks out there). :twisted:
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Kevin son of Ireland wrote: "oath of peace"
Apart from that i'd definitely go for some of that "lords Fire", then i could roast the "arse" of anybody that annoyed me. :twisted:
Do not hurt where holding is enough;
Do not wound where hurting is enough;
Do not maim where wounding is enough;
And do not roast the "arse" where maiming is enough;
The greatest warrior is one who does not need to roast the "arse"





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Post by Steve Hurtloam »

Nah... the "oath of peace" is for greenpeacers... give me the Krill!!!

I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAA!!!!
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Post by The Pumpkin King »

The Oath of DOOM!!

Kill, when maiming is enough.
Maim, when wounding is enough.
Wound, when hurting is enough.
Hurt, when holding is enough.
Hold, when total, complete ignorance is enough.
The greatest warrior is one who "roasts arse."

:P

In any case, I think it'd be fun to have an ur-vile.

Imagine that thing at parties. It'd be walking around, giving people vitrim and making silly guttaral noises, and generally weirding out everyone.

So fun!
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Post by Kevin son of Ireland »

F**k the ur-viles what about vain for a personal servant. Then i wouldn't even need to roast arse, he could roast for me for me. "necrimah Vain, roast ARSE". :twisted:
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Good luck making Vain a personal servant!
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Ur-viles could still die from a gunshot to the head anyway.
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