What Does Darth Really Look Like?

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What Does Darth Really Look Like?

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This question has plagued Kevinswatch since Darth Revan joined... and yet less than a handful know whether Darth Revan is in fact unhuman...

Right, time to put an end to this... a lot of people seem to think I'm a fat old black woman...

This is NOT true!

Some have sworn that I look like Conner from Angel; to them, I say: "Bah!"

I'm young, 18 in fact. fairly skinny, but not a twig. :P Green eyes, brown hair; and in my opinion, ugly. :P :wink:

I cannot stress this enough, I'm not an black old fat woman, nor Conner!!! STOP IT!!! :x
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Post by hierachy »

And your hand looks funny.

I have seen your face... for about 1/10th of a second, but It wasn't enough time to recognise you if I saw a real picture of you again.
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Post by ZefaLefeLaH »

Thoroughly unsurprising.
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I know what Darth looks like. Real Madrid Supporter.
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Darth looks like Naver Htrad in a mirror.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Post by Sheol »

I heard that he was tall yet kinda shortish. He has liteish darkish hair. And he was a heavy-set thin guy. And I also heard that he has 47 toes.
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Post by variol son »

Dunno what you look like now, but Skyweir has shown me some naked baby photos. :P

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Post by Gart »

As far as I recall, from that 1/10 second glimpse I had when you were fooling with your webcam, you looked...pretty much like you've described. Apart from the ugly bit :) .
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I've heard he looks exactly like First Mark Tuvor.
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Naver looks like everything Darth is not.
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A rare public spotting of Darth:

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You mean he is the dude holding the girl.
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No, that's actually me.
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Post by Revan »

UrLord wrote:A rare public spotting of Darth:

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ROTFLMAO!!! :LOLS: :LOLS:

I think only Queeaqueg and Birdy have seen my face... :P
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Tch, Darthy! After all the times you've seen me you can't turn on your webcam for me just once? Plleeaaassseeee?
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Darth Revan wrote:I think only Queeaqueg and Birdy have seen my face... :P

And with those two facing another eight years of eye surgery and rehab, we may never know for sure.......
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Post by hierachy »

dANdeLION wrote:
Darth Revan wrote:I think only Queeaqueg and Birdy have seen my face... :P

And with those two facing another eight years of eye surgery and rehab, we may never know for sure.......
LOL!

I had to go to go to A&E after I saw him, even for 1/10th of a second.
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dANdeLION wrote:
Darth Revan wrote:I think only Queeaqueg and Birdy have seen my face... :P

And with those two facing another eight years of eye surgery and rehab, we may never know for sure.......
OMG!!! :LOLS: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :LOLS: :LOLS: :LOLS: :haha: :haha: :lol: :haha:
The Leper Fairy wrote:Tch, Darthy! After all the times you've seen me you can't turn on your webcam for me just once? Plleeaaassseeee?
awwww... I would Claire Bear... but I don't get to use a computer with a web-cam often... and I get even less chance to talk to you... :cry:
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Post by dANdeLION »

Mothers, cover your children's eyes; here's Rev in the buff:

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Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Post by hierachy »

Wow, I never thought he'd be so human-like. :P
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