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Biblical Curse Generator & other fun

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www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/

:P

I suggest checking out the other funny areas of this site, especially the "Born Twice" section. And the "Fruitcake Zone" is as much disturbing as it is funny.

Some of you may see this site as an attack on or a debasement of Christianity, but I don't think that is the case. But, I'll let you decide for yourself. If anyone objects to my linking to this site, please let me know and I will remove the link (or I may simply ask the Mods to delete this thread altogether). Thank you.
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I pray thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!
Take heed, thou armpit of Satan, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!

Oh, my Goddess, MM- this is killing me!

ROFLMAO!
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O that thou wouldest be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou lazy Babylonian!
Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye plaything of Beelzebub!
Take heed, O ye discourager of the brethren, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!
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But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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:LOLS:

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Listen, thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts!
Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou discourager of the brethren!
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Behold, thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou whose name is but dung!
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Hey, nice to see you're all amused by this thing... :)
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Behold, thou shalt accidentally insult Goliath, O ye who art a byword for idiocy!
This site amuses me to no end *grin*
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