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The Chronic Calls of Dumbass Convent the Unbelievable

Featuring witty dialogue between Dumbass Convent, wielder of the white cold thing, and the permanently reclined Leaner, daughter of insanely deluded stonedowner Am A Tin; touching scenes with Convent's closest friend in this strange world, Moron son of Very Old; acerbic exchanges between the Unbelievable and the cruelly caged harpy, Lind In Aviary; and of course a titanic clash with Convent's nemesis, Lord Vowel... "Convent entered the throne room. A pair of yellow eyes looked up from the Mills & Boon novel. 'U!' said Lord Vowel.".......

Witness the quest for the Stuff of Law! Behold the bald and terrifyingly insipid Sand Corgans, led by escaped Jamaican Sand Corgan,the alarming Mon! Watch in awe as Convent is shown the famed Hall of Gits!

Will Dumbass Convent be able to use the legendary Mild Magic to defeat Lord Vowel? Find out in The Chronic Calls of Dumbass Convent the Unbelievable!

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*snicker snicker* I think they are very funny. :)

........ Hall Of Gits. ROFL :)
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:lol: Moron son of Very Old. The bald Sand Corgans! :lol:
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Thanks :D It all just popped into my head while I was walking through a car park. I was going to try to write a full-length (though not TCTC length) thing
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Very funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:-| :) :D :lol: :haha: :mrgreen:

ur 2 good jr, 2 good by half. :Hail:

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All of it's great! I especially love the Jamaican Mon!!!
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:oops: I was pretty much expecting to metaphorically die on stage...you are all so kind... :D
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I would have preferred Lord Bowell .. lol .. but Vowel is a hoot!! .. very funny Covenant jr .. look forward to reading more ;)

and we're not kind .. :| lol .. well some of them might be .. ;)
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I would have preferred Lord Bowell .. lol .. but Vowel is a hoot!! .. very funny Covenant jr .. look forward to reading more ;)

and we're not kind .. :| lol .. well some of them might be .. ;)
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I would have preferred Lord Bowell .. lol .. but Vowel is a hoot!! .. very funny Covenant jr .. look forward to reading more ;)

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Very funny. :D The Hall of Gits is quite amusing.
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Can you say that again, Sky? :wink:
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Indeed, a point well and firmly made, Sky :P Lord Bowel never even occurred to me - crude youth! :P
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ooops LOL!!

aye crude .. and mispelt ;)

well lets not forget the masterful .. umm .. Lord Fouled himself .. ;) :|
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Behold the bald and terrifyingly insipid Sand Corgans, led by escaped Jamaican Sand Corgan,the alarming Mon!
You forgot to mention Mon's very bald, very squeaky and mildly unsettling younger brother Billy.
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:LOLS: That's great! Personally though, I've always fancied Atari Ann as a farcical name for Leaner's mum.
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Dear God in heaven! :o I confused Leaner's mum with that meek Lord from The Illearth War! :o I retract the whole project! :roll: :oops:
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And why did no-one mention this before? :x Call yourselves Watchpersons? You're not watching anything! :x

:lol: :lol: :P :roll: j/k of course, ladies and gents :roll:
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Anyway, I've got still more delights coming up, including the riders of the Clive and the Fire Brians, but I don't want to spoil all the "jokes"... :roll:
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