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ur-bane
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Yes, and I think we need the hostage negotiators because this thread has been 
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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High Lord Tolkien
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The only people who really pooped in the Land were the Cavewrights.
Remember all that filth in the Wightwarrens that got flushed out when it rained?
That's right: Cavewright poop.
Ur-Viles don't poop.
They were created and lets just say the Viles were called "vile" because they didn't fashion the ur-viles any anuses.
Why else do you think the ur-Viles were so damn mean?
Remember how long they live?
Wouldn't you be cranky if you were constipated for a few thousand years?
The people of the Land didn't poop either.
They were so healthy and the food they ate was so potent that their bodies used 100% of what they ate.
There were no waste products.
Sure they had anuses but it was an evolutionary throwback to the pre-Berek days.
The Giants did poop but it was only about once every 100 years or so.
They tell stories about thier particular interesting poops.
The Haruchai can poop but refuse to.
If an author doesn't say it happens then it doesn't happen.
This is my explanation about poop in the Land.
Some might agree with me and some might think I'm full of crap.
Remember all that filth in the Wightwarrens that got flushed out when it rained?
That's right: Cavewright poop.
Ur-Viles don't poop.
They were created and lets just say the Viles were called "vile" because they didn't fashion the ur-viles any anuses.
Why else do you think the ur-Viles were so damn mean?
Remember how long they live?
Wouldn't you be cranky if you were constipated for a few thousand years?
The people of the Land didn't poop either.
They were so healthy and the food they ate was so potent that their bodies used 100% of what they ate.
There were no waste products.
Sure they had anuses but it was an evolutionary throwback to the pre-Berek days.
The Giants did poop but it was only about once every 100 years or so.
They tell stories about thier particular interesting poops.
The Haruchai can poop but refuse to.
If an author doesn't say it happens then it doesn't happen.
This is my explanation about poop in the Land.
Some might agree with me and some might think I'm full of crap.
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Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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ur-bane
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ROFLMAO!!!!
You are crazy, HLT!!!!
You are crazy, HLT!!!!
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want
to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln
Excerpt from Animal Songs Never Written
"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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duchess of malfi
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I'm sure nobody shaved legs or armpits. And there is no mention of pit stick or mouthwash, or even brushing of teeth. Nor feminine hygiene products (they must have used actual rags like women did in the bad old days). And no mention of toilet paper or local equivalent. Perhaps they used leaves or grass? And IIRC, the only time the people on the Quest for the SOL in LFB took baths was after the battle of Soaring Woodhelven.
Can you just imagine the body odors??
I'm feeling a bit down tonight -- thanks for the great laugh, everybody!!
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safetyjedi
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