Food Fight!!!!
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CRIKEY!!! FOOD FIGHT ..
*picks up sticky banana cream pie and rubs into leper fairies face* thinks it will add to her body of evidence collecting superlatively
*sneaks mashed potatoe into everyones slippers which are lined up by the door* <believe me thats a really great trick to play on unsuspecting folk!!! - i have always found it a winner and sure to surprise
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OH CRIKEY .. *ducks creamy projectile*
*eyes Turiya's impressive food fort
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*picks up sticky banana cream pie and rubs into leper fairies face* thinks it will add to her body of evidence collecting superlatively

*sneaks mashed potatoe into everyones slippers which are lined up by the door* <believe me thats a really great trick to play on unsuspecting folk!!! - i have always found it a winner and sure to surprise

OH CRIKEY .. *ducks creamy projectile*
*eyes Turiya's impressive food fort





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Oh... you kids have way too much time on your hands... But, not to be the party pooper... I'll add this:
*with spatula in his right hand, Biff smothers himself with chocolate moose (HEAD TO TOE) and takes a can of whip cream in left (adding another layer to himself). Not yet complete, he then takes a bowl of mixed nuts, lofts them into the air as to scatter the nuts in a showering manor about him… Now acting as a giant living desert monster, Biff runs about the room embracing all the maidens as he seeks to complete his desert suit, by finding a special someone to be the cherry to put on top!*
*with spatula in his right hand, Biff smothers himself with chocolate moose (HEAD TO TOE) and takes a can of whip cream in left (adding another layer to himself). Not yet complete, he then takes a bowl of mixed nuts, lofts them into the air as to scatter the nuts in a showering manor about him… Now acting as a giant living desert monster, Biff runs about the room embracing all the maidens as he seeks to complete his desert suit, by finding a special someone to be the cherry to put on top!*
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
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Hey....I hear a whistling sound!!! Where's it coming from???
*looks around furtively and spies incoming TRIPLE SLOPPY JOE ATOMIC BOMB*
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
Defences are down......radar is on the blink!!!!!
*attempts to establish Elohmic Force Field of Impenetrability but.....*
TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
*cops a triple sloppy joe atomic bomb fair in the face*
RIGHT FOUL!!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
*stalks off to devise a dastardly plan for retaliation....considers joining forces with the mastermind of food fights*
Hey Turiya....Lets make a deal!!!!!!!!!
*looks around furtively and spies incoming TRIPLE SLOPPY JOE ATOMIC BOMB*
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
Defences are down......radar is on the blink!!!!!
*attempts to establish Elohmic Force Field of Impenetrability but.....*
TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!
*cops a triple sloppy joe atomic bomb fair in the face*
RIGHT FOUL!!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!

*stalks off to devise a dastardly plan for retaliation....considers joining forces with the mastermind of food fights*
Hey Turiya....Lets make a deal!!!!!!!!!

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*Looks into a camera, tears rolling down eyes*
I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
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Sloppy Joe, slop a sloppy Joe yea!
*Like a dog, Biff, unable to resist the temptress that is the sloppy Joe, begins to lap up the pile of mush left over from the triple sloppy Joe atomic bombs target.*
Hmmm, this aint my mama's sloppy Joe’s! But I like it.
*Biff unsheathes his corn dogs... points them toward the crowd while he hunches over the pile of sloppy Joe now mingled with the remaines of the former Infelice person.*
Back off, this stuff is all mine!
*Like a dog, Biff, unable to resist the temptress that is the sloppy Joe, begins to lap up the pile of mush left over from the triple sloppy Joe atomic bombs target.*
Hmmm, this aint my mama's sloppy Joe’s! But I like it.
*Biff unsheathes his corn dogs... points them toward the crowd while he hunches over the pile of sloppy Joe now mingled with the remaines of the former Infelice person.*
Back off, this stuff is all mine!
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
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*Biff load three fist full of peanuts (salted) into his gattlin gun of a mouth ready to shower the field before him and lay waist to all upon it*
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"Damn it, I am out of peanuts!"
*Biff* - Doing the Wiggles dance.
*materialises out of thin air directly in front of the unsuspecting Despiser brandishing her secret weapon......the Ectoplasmic Jelly Ray Gun, loaded with a full clip of banana flavoured jelly....Takes careful aim and lets rip*
Here Foul..... eat this!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*after spraying Lord Foul from head to toe with banana-flavoured jelly she turns her attention to the new guy with the peanut shooting gun thingy and lets him have it as well*

Here Foul..... eat this!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*after spraying Lord Foul from head to toe with banana-flavoured jelly she turns her attention to the new guy with the peanut shooting gun thingy and lets him have it as well*

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