Food Fight!!!!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:37 pm

variol son wrote:ha! samadhi didnt daunt me, y would fatty.

*summons earthpower thru staff & blasts fatty whathisname, sendin him flying thru the air & crashing into turiya*

whoops

sum sui generis

You can't use your Earthpower. And here's an idea, learn to use CAPITALS.

Infelice wrote:Hey Turiya....Lets make a deal!!!!!!!!!

And why exactly would I make a deal with you?

Post by **Infelice** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:52 pm

Turiya Foul wrote:
Infelice wrote:Hey Turiya....Lets make a deal!!!!!!!!!
And why exactly would I make a deal with you?

Uh oh....looks like she's still mad at me.....I'll just have to go it alone.

Post by **Biff** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:57 pm

Vain wrote:Afore I continue...whatever drugs you guys are taking, I want some

Here try these!

*Biff hands Vain a box of double fudge brownies, and a can of whip cream.*

"It's ok... everyone does it these days!"

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 4:22 am

sneaks in disguised as baked goods .. checks left and right .. lays pie-mines!!

scans the perimeter .. secretes Turiyas fav snot pudding into cheesecake launcher ..

this is gonna be as much fun as watching a mud wrestling match .. snot pudding wrestling

yum :p

Post by **Infelice** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 11:03 am

Hey!!!!! Whats that pile of baked goods doing secreting that snot pudding into a cheesecake launcher???!!!

Uh oh!!!! It can only mean one thing....SKYWEIR!!!!!!!

*runs, stumbles over several pie mines and dives for cover under nearest table*

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 11:24 am

Infelice wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:*flicks a lentil at Infelice*

Mwahaha!
Lentils Cov Jr????? Is that your best????

Here have a cream pie facial.

*smushes the young Unbeliever with a creamier than normal cream pie*

I won't tolerate such an insult to my manhood! *flicks another lentil* Hmm, I seem to have entered this battle somewhat under-armed... *grabs a handy pile of baked goods to throw at Infelice*

Post by **danlo** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 1:30 pm

**ninja danlo creeps through ceiling crawlspace, opens vent, drops 10 pounds of raspberry jello power on2 unsuspecting heads, lights a tolache cigarette-setting off sprinkler system, scurries away, jumps in2 Lightship and attempts 2 blast off-planet...**

CRAP! Who the hellfire put a banana in my exhaust pipe????!!!!

Post by **Biff** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 3:11 pm

Clearing his eyes of banana flavored jelly... Biff notices a movement...

"Hey, those baked goods are shifting around a bit... Only one thing to do bout that... let's TWICE BAKE EM!"

Spraying the pile with lighter fluid... he then remove the Zippo from his pocket... Showing off a bar trick he learned in school, with one motion the Zippo is opened and burning as if by magic!

Biff exclaims:

"Got any shrimp, cus we about to have a barbie here!"

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:03 am

silly Biff

.. sky! .. disguised effectively as baked goods .. cleverly lulls Biff into thinking he is flambaying l'il ol moi .. when in fact he is flambaying his own ammo stockpile!!!

.. haha lol .. sky! leans back and laughs raucously!! with such an evil laugh .. one could be forgiven for trembling in earshot of the sadistic chuckle!!

.. right .. I see that ninja danlo .. has made a clean strike ... but his trusty escape hampered by that dratted banana skin .. rammed right up his exhaust pipe!!!!

.. mmm ... i like his jelly attack!! and the sprinklers was a nice touch .. *takes moment to admire the pure brilliance of that decisive and surgical manouvre!!

Scans the interior .. ***thinks 'Neil' ... should stop with the flicking of lentils already .. but acknowledges that Covie-boy .. is absolutely no threat whatsoever .. and moves onto the cream pie throwing pie people ..

*Throws on robe of invincibility and invisibility!!!*

goes to reak havoc upon unsuspecting victims!!

Post by **Biff** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:12 am

Biff realizes sky had shed his baked goods, and as the pile burned on the floor between them, Biff takes the advantage of the smoke screen to load his cannon with HoHo's Twinkies and Ding Dongs... takes aim thro the flames and smoke... cross hairs lined up on sky's temple as he watches the Ninja working on the banana peal...

Gaboom! Marsh mellow filled treats scream Sky's way!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:09 am

*watches the Gabooming with interest, then hefts Patented Cheese-And-Pineapple-On-A-Stick Launcher, and lets rip at Biff's beeehind!*

Post by **Biff** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:23 am

"AAAAAGHGHGGHGH!!!"

*I scream as a wrenching pain shoots up my digestive track the wrong way...*

"My exhaust pipe is all clogged up now too!!!"

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 12:29 am

ewwwwwwwwwwwww ... this fight is getting nasty!!! *holds nose - as Biffs beeeehind backfires*

#screams to Cov jr. "GO FOR COVER COV. jr. aka Neil .. HE'S GONNA BLOW!!#

<admires Cov. jr's ingenuity (patented cheese & pineapple on a stick launcher) and realises we could use this kind of dude on our side ..

struggles to determine which side that is

.. and sights ..

"to hell with it!! anyone who can use a lentil the way he can .. gotta be good for something

organises a team of crack commando's .. and prepares to send a sweeper team in to clean up the mess Biff made when he exploded

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:22 am

*puzzles as to why Skyweir has suddenly started calling me Neil*
*decides Skyweir must have a Neil Diamond fixation*
*quickly realises is not food fighting, so hastily plants a Badly-Burnt Chicken Pie bomb (my personal speciality

) in Infelice's left shoe*

I still haven't forgotten that remark, young lady! Prepare to pie!

Post by **danlo** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:35 am

**finally wrests banana not banana peel from exhaust, Sky apparently has 2 much food debris in eyes (well I am out in the parking lot, after all) in addition to making up names

and about to take off, but suddenly needs 2 use the loo so enters door cautiously...flings hot banana at Cjr covering Biff and advising him 2 always wear a "butt-plug" when participating in food fights. Spots loo and makes a run 4 it while slipping in self created jello goo...oh no more protectiles at 2 o'clock!!!!

Post by **Biff** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:39 am

heeds Danlo's advice... but remembering two things:

1) All is fair in love and war.
2) I still have one corn dog left.

I take the corn dog and swiftly insert it into Danlo's... eh hem... well exhaust pipe.

Now your not going anywhere... loo or otherwise!

Post by **danlo** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:01 am

That's REALLY nasty!--but I was wearing mine!, (so much 4 quick assumed allegiances!

) **knocks remainer of corndog off stick, sticks stick up Biff's nose, runs 2 join Cjr vs Biff while pulling out peashooter and blasting Biff in eye. Trips over invisible Sky, as projectiles fly overhead, watches Infelice stuggle 2 take off shoe...***

Post by **Biff** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:19 am

Shocked at his failed attempt to render Danlo inactive... Biff dives for the shelter of the near by buffet table.

"I'll set up camp here!"

First laying an olive oil slick on the floor in front of the table. Then strategically placing 7 or 8 pudding mines out at the make shift perimeter. Now all I have to do is load my chocolate moon pie sling shot and my yogurt crossbow and I'll be ready!

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:37 am

I'm so glad I am not part of this, a corn dog up the bottom sounds really twisted...

Building maintenance man · Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:47 am

Who's going to clean this crap up?

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Food Fight!!!!