ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:50 pm

King of Prothlomatamia called this morning to tell me I had been called back to the mother country to become the new secretary of the exterior. Duty calls but I probably wont.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:30 am

Laundry Day.
I'm sure that you don't want me to go on a date wearing smelly clothes.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:03 am

Mainly because I just don't like you!

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:06 am

Nepotism takes precedence - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:46 am

Only reason I can think up on short notice is is the honest truth.....I can't remember why I agreed to go out with you in the first place since I'm happily married and have 3 kids and even if I were single I wouldn't date you for all the tea in China. That clear enough for you? By the way, how did you get this number? Did you just pull it random from the phone book? Get some help will you please. I have a number for a good mental health clinic that specializes in conditions such as yours.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:51 pm

Prayer has shown me the error of my ways - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:19 pm

Quit calling me! I don't know you. I don't want to know you. You stink and you clearly haven't washed your hair and by the way I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:24 pm

Rogaine accident, had to go to emergency barber - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:33 pm

Somebody stole my car and then drove it past the restaurant we were supposed to meet at. I swear it only looks as if I drove past and hauled butt after seeing your face, honest.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:38 pm

Thought you were dead, - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:35 am

Unbearable gas. And, I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:05 am

Viking Attack right outside my apartment - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:05 pm

Would have been fine going ahead with our date if you could have provided proof you were female - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:14 pm

Xerox company wants my butt for their newest ad campaign - no, literally, they want my butt - oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:20 pm

You didn't get my message? I left one on your answering machine and sent you an email. Oh well I'll just tell you right now. I don't like you. How's that?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:27 pm

Zippety-Doo-Dah-it-turns-out-I'm-gay-so-I-don't-need-to-date-you-but-your-welcome-to-stay.... -oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:31 pm

Anyone else would have told you right from the get go but I try to have an open mind so I guess I finally came to the conclusion that I shouldn't date females of your species. You aren't native to this world. The tentacles give you way. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:33 pm

Barfing is not a come-on for me----oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:36 pm

Call an ambulance! I've hurt myself trying to think up a good excuse to break our date and my brain hurts. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:49 pm

Darned epileptic seizure during Jedi training - now I have an emergency meeting with my prosthetist. That, and I don't like you.

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