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Flunk me!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
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Geometry? I thought you said Geography!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
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horse ate my homework. but its still useful if you need anything fertilized.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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I was kinda busy!! :twisted: So homework didn't enter into my mind!!
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jitterbugged...i was jitterbugged this week and just had no time for anything as tedious as homework. couldn't concentrate for all that jitterbuggin goin on! i tell you i danced till my legs got sore! :twisted:
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Kevinswatch had my attention all night--You'd have to be a member to get it.
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Lost was on. again.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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My mommy ate my dog, who ate my cat, who ate my mouse, who ate my goldfish, who ate my homework. I don't know why she ate the little guy; I think she'll die.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Never, would I miss an episode of Lost. :P
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OK like grow up.
You're always like, 'Do your Homework'
And I'm always like, 'Homework is for nerds'
And you're like, 'Do your Homework'
and I'm like, 'Pssssshht, whatever!'
so basically like, You suck!
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poison ivy.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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QUIET! I'm busy looking at Tazz's Avatar of the magician levitating that ball while he eats his lower lip.
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Really, I didn't turn my homework in? Well, guess what? Neither did you, did you, teach? I thought not! You get an F!!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Since I didn't do my homework, can I be expelled? I could use the days off for recreational research... yes, that's right -- porn.
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Tragic baking accident.
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Under all that stuff in the landfill. That's where you'll find my homework. If you want it, go get it
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Violent Diarrhea. Want more details?
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Why do you always ask me for my homework?
When do I ever hand in homework?
What makes you think I even care about homework?
Where do you get off, demanding I spend my 'free-time' to do work for you?
Who do you think you are, to put all that deadline pressure on me?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"X"

You might as well get used to marking that on my homeward assignments
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You smelt so bad yesterday, that my concentration lasped in the face of your foul stetch, so I did not hear you when you told me what homework we had.
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