Are there any members that you would like to make a poetic tribute to,whether it be serious or funny?Perhaps a poem about Jay and his thesis?Or his struggle with and his ultimate victory over the beast that is Runes of The Earth?An ode to the enigma that is The Esmer,or Esmer as he now calls himself?The value in this lies in what we have to work with,the bits and pieces,both true and fabricated that a particular member chooses to divulge about him or herself.
Example:Sgt Null Loves Husker Du.
Sgt Null loves Husker Du,Husker Du,Husker Du.
I'll bet he likes MC5 and The Stooges too.
Oh! Sgt Null loves Husker Du
He stirs the pots of prison slop,prison slop,prison slop.
I'll bet he's got lots of stories about the soap being dropped
Oh,he cooks up prison slop.
On Sunday mornings he goes to Mass,Goes to Mass,Goes to Mass
If you hate on Jesus you can kiss his @ss
On Sundays he goes to Mass
He cuts the lawn then drinks a St Paulies girl down,drinks it down,drinks it down
His avatar is a scary clown
He drinks a beer all down
He'll tell you George Bush is the worst president in his whole life.in his whole life,in his whole life
A lady named Julie is his wife
Bush is the worst president in Null's whole life.
Sgt Null loves Husker Du,Husker Du,Husker Du
He thinks their the greastest,so why dont't you
Oh Sgt Null loves Husker Du.
The Ode to Thread.
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The Ode to Thread.
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Ode to this thread:
I hate this thread;
I wish it was dead.
I hate this thread;
I wish it was dead.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Luci Luci fo fuci
bananna fanna fo fuci
Nahh, I'm just not feeling it.
bananna fanna fo fuci
Nahh, I'm just not feeling it.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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i'm distraught you're not FEELING it.you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
If you hate on Jesus you can kiss his @ss
On Sundays he goes to Mass
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
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I was thinking that the later books had her fighing thread like the other dragons, but I guess that was her rider Lessa using the agenothree flame-thrower thingie.Menolly wrote:Shall we call on Mnementh instead? Queens don't chew firestone to flame, as it makes them infertile...Mr Fixit wrote:Nah, go ahead and let Ramoth char this thread, before it causes some real damage....
Ode to the Rhyme
I hate trying to rhyme,
because I don't know how to rhyme.
Every time I try to find a word that rhymes with rhyme,
I lose my mind and can only come up with rhyme.
One time I tried a rhyme,
and I was so sure it would rhyme.
But I got halfway through my rhyme,
Without one single rhyme.
So I quit the damn thing.
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.
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Mr Fixit wrote: Ode to the Rhyme
I hate trying to rhyme,
because I don't know how to rhyme.
Every time I try to find a word that rhymes with rhyme,
I lose my mind and can only come up with rhyme.
One time I tried a rhyme,
and I was so sure it would rhyme.
But I got halfway through my rhyme,
Without one single rhyme.
So I quit the damn thing.
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
Ode to Bug Girls:
Bug girls dont cry, bug girls don't cry
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
My bug girl said good-bye (my oh my)
My bug girl didn't cry (I wonder why)
(Silly boy) Told my bug girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) Thought that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) But she said to my surprise
Bug girls don't cry
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
Baby I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)
(Silly girl) Shame on you your Mama said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you cried in bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you told a lie
You're no Bug girl; you don't even like pie!
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)
Bug girls dont cry, bug girls don't cry
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
My bug girl said good-bye (my oh my)
My bug girl didn't cry (I wonder why)
(Silly boy) Told my bug girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) Thought that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) But she said to my surprise
Bug girls don't cry
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
Baby I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)
(Silly girl) Shame on you your Mama said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you cried in bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you told a lie
You're no Bug girl; you don't even like pie!
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.
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Mr Fixit wrote:Ode to Bug Girls:
Bug girls dont cry, bug girls don't cry
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
My bug girl said good-bye (my oh my)
My bug girl didn't cry (I wonder why)
(Silly boy) Told my bug girl we had to break up
(Silly boy) Thought that she would call my bluff
(Silly boy) But she said to my surprise
Bug girls don't cry
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
Baby I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool)
(Silly girl) Shame on you your Mama said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you cried in bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you told a lie
You're no Bug girl; you don't even like pie!
Bug girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Bug girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)
I'm honestly surprised it's taken so long for that to happen.
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
Mr Fixit wrote: Ode to the Rhyme
I hate trying to rhyme,
because I don't know how to rhyme.
Every time I try to find a word that rhymes with rhyme,
I lose my mind and can only come up with rhyme.
One time I tried a rhyme,
and I was so sure it would rhyme.
But I got halfway through my rhyme,
Without one single rhyme.
So I quit the damn thing.
I think you'd make an excellent poet myself.
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Ode to Sunbaneglasses:
The final words of Sunbaneglasses
as he fell into the vat of acids
were not unlike those of McBain
"These goggles don't do anything!"
The final words of Sunbaneglasses
as he fell into the vat of acids
were not unlike those of McBain
"These goggles don't do anything!"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
"Zee goggles! Zey do naathink!"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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