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Cool Ice should be called melting ice? lukewarm ice? watery ice?
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I bet Mr Cool Ice was furious when he got home and saw himself in the mirror then saw that the tatooist had written the words back to front. ;)
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what's colder than cold?
Cool Ice!
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I think the second guy (the one with 'REJECT' on his forehead) is from Bumfights, they tatooed their logo on another homeless man's head too.

A friend of mine made the mistake of going to get a tattoo in the small of her back, without a friend there to keep an eye on the tattooist. Inevitably, said tattooist turned out to be dyslexic and poor Trina will have "Little Miss Nauthty" written on her back til the end of her days.
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Oh, that's awful. If I ever decide to get a tattoo (have been thinking about it for...oh...six years) I'll definitely take a friend with me. 8O
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I'm failing to see what's bad about that one. It isn't poorly done, there aren't any swastikas or anything of that nature... and I dig rugrats.

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It could limit his employment options.....then again, he probably does tattoos for a living.
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hard to be hardcore with a rug rat on the side of your face.
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Yea, that looks like flash behind him... probably workin at a tattoo place.
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so you would trust this guys decision making skills? he looks like the Cartoon Network vomited on his face.
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I don't base such decisions on appearances, Null. If I did, I'd be inclined to judge you as a clown.



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sgtnull wrote:hard to be hardcore with a rug rat on the side of your face.
sgtnull wrote:so you would trust this guys decision making skills? he looks like the Cartoon Network vomited on his face.
:lol:

Hmm, does anyone have any pictures of good tattoos? I'm sure they must exist. Maybe Avatar could start us off? ;)
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Allow me.

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Gross. Tramp stamps FTL (For the lose)
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Now you weren't really looking at the tattoo when you posted that, were you, dAN? ;)
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Post by Edinburghemma »

Durty man.

I am gonna get myself a snickers bar tattoo in an inappropriate place.
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Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Gross. Tramp stamps FTL (For the lose)
I'm glad you clarified that, otherwise I would have read it as 'faster than light' :lol:
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