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Random Deathmatch!

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I do not believe that this fits in Mallories, because it is not so much a game as a fantasy and a forum for debate. This was previously in the spam forum and we started with Darth Vader v.s Spiderman, the consensus was that although it was an interesting match Vader would be the victor. Among other scenarios covered were: Ewoks v.s Ur-Viles, Sauron v.s Spinal Tap, and Silver Surfer v.s Superman. Ready for some lighthearted debate? Have you ever wondered how a Smurf would fare against a Snork? :lol: Bring a random deathmatch to the table.
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Post by Usivius »

well, first off, I would throw my vote in the Spider-man corner vs. Vader. But that's me...

My fantasy deathmatch would be Leeloo (5th Element) vs. Trinity (Matrix).

Yum....
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Oo, how about an SRD character match: Axebrewder vs. Nick...
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Oh, Nick. Definitely Nick. Brew may be big and ill-tempered but Nick is just psychotically vicious.
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Usuvius wrote:My fantasy deathmatch would be Leeloo (5th Element) vs. Trinity (Matrix).
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What about:

Cail VS Lord Mhoram? :haha:
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Interesting match-up.

If we work on the assumption that Cail would actually feel able to attack Mhoram rather than protecting him at any cost, I think it all depends on speed. If Cail could land one solid blow before Mhoram is able to use any of his power, Cail could cinch it. But if Mhoram's a quick-draw when it comes to power, he could fry Cail pretty easily, IMO.

Hmm... Welded Angus Thermopyle v Juggernaut?
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Since you didn't end that with some sort of emoticon, I'll assume you are not much of a 'Tanker CJ ;)
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My bet is on Cail. Simply because he is older and has a better avatar. ;)
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:haha:
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I'd like to see a Last Man Standing contest between all the "cute" kids of 70's and '80s sitcoms.

Bobby Brady
Cindy Brady
Webster
Arnold from Different Strokes
The little girl from the Cosby Show
etc

Preferably with spiked baseball bats. :twisted:
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Post by Sunbaneglasses »

Back on the Star Wars theme, I would like to see Jar Jar Binks v.s say the creature from Alien.
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Sunbaneglasses wrote:Back on the Star Wars theme, I would like to see Jar Jar Binks v.s say the creature from Alien.
The problem with that match is that it would be over too quickly. I want Jar-Jar to suffer. Let's have Jar-Jar against the Ebola virus.
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Jar Jar vs a group of hungry Ewoks.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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:haha:
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danlo wrote::haha:
Ooh!

:haha: versus :S
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