Ouch !!! That's gotta hurt.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:26 pm

Yeah, I don't want to get dicked around on this either.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:39 pm

Yeah, I totally hope nobody is trying to stick it to us all.... of all the cockamaimie stories to make up.....

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:00 pm

What was the special of the day I wonder?

Sum-yung-guy soup?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:18 pm

It was weinersnitzel with a side of lambfries.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:38 pm

Would a meatball sub have been better or worse than wienerschnitzel in this case?
Anybody have the long or the short of it?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:48 pm

Looks like he was just trying out a new recipe for sausage rolls.

Alternatively, he might have been publicly acknowledging his wife's extreme vegetarianism. I've heard of cutting meat out of your diet, but sheesh...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:06 pm

HAHAHAHAH! Meatball sub!

Warning: Very nasty disgusting perverse comment hidden by spoiler. ONLY LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK OF SHOCK AT MY NASTINESS!

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I wonder if that means vegan girls won't swallow!

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:22 pm

I think that he just couldn't get a hand on the situation because he realized that his new girlfriend was Lorraine Bobbit.
He figured that he should just cut loose and get ahead of things himself.
Either that or Rocky Mountain Oysters weren't on the menu.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:53 pm

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:14 pm

High Lord Tolkien wrote:

No wonder he chopped it off! It's orange!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:24 pm

OH SURE! and you recoil from my silly comment about tipping!

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:34 pm

Well, it pricked my sensibilities.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:42 pm

Comments casting aspersions on my sense of humor cut me to the quick like a knife through butter, Wayfriend.

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:00 pm

Is it possible that the gentleman in question thought he was Magic Johnson?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:13 pm

Allow me to take a stab at this.... maybe he thought one eyed trouser snakes are dangerous.....

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:34 pm

(I swear to God this was the first pic after a google image search for "cutting wood" The juxtaposition was too good to resist

)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:40 pm

HLT, I think I love you.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:49 pm

Cameraman Jenn wrote:HLT, I think I love you.

You just love my big.................use of words.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:56 pm

And your pictures of your big wood......

Post by **Peven** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:59 pm

Cameraman Jenn wrote:HAHAHAHAH! Meatball sub!

Warning: Very nasty disgusting perverse comment hidden by spoiler. ONLY LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK OF SHOCK AT MY NASTINESS!

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I wonder if that means vegan girls won't swallow!

hhmm, does this mean you're NOT vegan?

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Ouch !!! That's gotta hurt.