Post the oddest true headline (printed in a reputable paper, magazine, or online news source)! The stranger the better! Also, if possible, include a link to the story.
Transsexual chicken wreaks havoc in the henhouse--USATODAY
www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-08-0 ... cken_x.htm
Oddest (true) headlines!
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- Holsety
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In the words of the honored Court Counselor of the Later Han Dynasty Cai Yong,
www.threekingdoms.com/001.htm (it's the 8th paragraph).
EDIT-Orange you glad to have input from ancient China?
Feel free to move this to Hile's or The Close nao. I just made this a discussion about cosmological critiques of the bush administration."Falling rainbows and changes of fowls' sexes are brought about by the interference of empresses and eunuchs in state affairs."
www.threekingdoms.com/001.htm (it's the 8th paragraph).
EDIT-Orange you glad to have input from ancient China?
- Cagliostro
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Sounds like a crack team of detectives. I'm sure with the proper amount of counseling, she can put the matter behind her. But it does sound like a bum rap. But I guess she's going to the pokey now.Wyldewode wrote:Nice, Holsety!
Butts Faces Prison for Toilet Paper Theft
www.newsoftheodd.com/content/view/265/1/

Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
Cagliostro wrote:Sounds like a crack team of detectives. I'm sure with the proper amount of counseling, she can put the matter behind her. But it does sound like a bum rap. But I guess she's going to the pokey now.Wyldewode wrote:Nice, Holsety!
Butts Faces Prison for Toilet Paper Theft
www.newsoftheodd.com/content/view/265/1/

Porky's revenge: Spill of pig ears, feet closes Illinois highway
www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/4936614.html