This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...
Charlie the Unicorn
Sped up
Slowed down
Charlie the Unicorn
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Charlie the Unicorn
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Oh. My. God.
I thought I was the only one who found this hilarious. My brother typed up the script and bought three unicorn dolls from my birthday so I could "re-enact it in my room."
I thought I was the only one who found this hilarious. My brother typed up the script and bought three unicorn dolls from my birthday so I could "re-enact it in my room."
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
I hate this. I happened to know a few degenerates that would run around all day saying in some bothersome voice, "Charlie. Wake up Charlie." If I happen to hear that one more time I do believe that I will take action that may put me in the clink! I warn all of you who have not seen it to STAY AWAY. You will feel sullied and dirty if you watch it.
My right hand is lightning and my left is thunder.
My eyes are flame.
My heart is ashes.
Look upon me and tremble.
My eyes are flame.
My heart is ashes.
Look upon me and tremble.
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Loredoctor
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oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up
then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
when you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
they've got lollypops and gummydrops and candy things
oh so many things that will brighen up your day
it's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
it's a mecca of love the candy cave
you've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
candy rats chocolate bats it's a wonderland of sweets
ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land
cherry ribbons stream accross the sky into the ground
turn around, it astounds! it's a dancing candy tree
in the candy cave imagination runs so free
so now Charlie please will you go into the cave?
then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
when you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
they've got lollypops and gummydrops and candy things
oh so many things that will brighen up your day
it's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
it's a mecca of love the candy cave
you've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
candy rats chocolate bats it's a wonderland of sweets
ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land
cherry ribbons stream accross the sky into the ground
turn around, it astounds! it's a dancing candy tree
in the candy cave imagination runs so free
so now Charlie please will you go into the cave?
Waddley wrote:your Highness Sir Dr. Loredoctor, PhD, Esq, the Magnificent, First of his name, Second Cousin of Dragons, White-Gold-Plate Wielder!
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stormrider
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Watched this thing at my parents house with my brother, and he's been torturing my them with endless refrains of, "We're going on an adventure... an adventure" and "Shun the nonbeliever! Shhhhhuuuunnn" ever since. My parents are much displeased.
Slow motion one was the best.
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”
“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”
"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”
"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
