Household Ninja

Post by **balon!** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:39 pm

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:35 pm

Tried this once when I was about 17 years old and living at home. I think I lasted roughly 7-8 hours.
(I was beginning to learn Kung-Fu around then)
My younger brother was the person who seen me.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:06 pm

I mastered that at work YEARS ago!!!!

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:31 pm

High Lord Tolkien wrote:I mastered that at work YEARS ago!!!!

A THOOLAH member is adept at skulking, lurking, and sneaking?

[sarcasm]I'm suprised.[/sarcasm]

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:28 pm

For an experienced Ninja and Stealth Runner(like me), this task should be easy.

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:32 pm

Queeaqueg wrote:For an experienced Ninja and Stealth Runner(like me), this task should be easy.

What would be a suitably similar task for a Car Ninja? Making as many moving violations as possible without getting pulled over?

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:52 pm

Emotional Leper wrote:
Queeaqueg wrote:For an experienced Ninja and Stealth Runner(like me), this task should be easy.
What would be a suitably similar task for a Car Ninja? Making as many moving violations as possible without getting pulled over?

Don't even think about attempting such when you drive down here!!!

...sorry...cyber mamabear raises her furry head...

Post by **balon!** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:06 am

It's going to be difficult. The only ninja skills I have is distraction. I think I'm going to be using that penny flick move A LOT.

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:09 pm

Queeaqueg wrote:
For an experienced Ninja and Stealth Runner(like me), this task should be easy.

What would be a suitably similar task for a Car Ninja? Making as many moving violations as possible without getting pulled over?

Eh? I didn't say I was a Car Ninja, I don't even drive. Your task does sound like a good one, though.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:05 pm

Awww...that's easy. Sneaking up behind one of your family members and cutting their throat without getting caught....now that's a challenge. I've never successfully pulled that off yet. But one day..........one day......

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:50 pm

Awww...that's easy. Sneaking up behind one of your family members and cutting their throat without getting caught....now that's a challenge. I've never successfully pulled that off yet. But one day..........one day......

That just sounds horrible and a bit sick...

Post by **emotional leper** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:37 pm

Queeaqueg wrote:
Awww...that's easy. Sneaking up behind one of your family members and cutting their throat without getting caught....now that's a challenge. I've never successfully pulled that off yet. But one day..........one day......
That just sounds horrible and a bit sick...

I'd like to murder my father right now.

Of course, it'd be a mercy killing. Atleast, for those of us who must interact with him.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:55 pm

Queeaqueg wrote:
Awww...that's easy. Sneaking up behind one of your family members and cutting their throat without getting caught....now that's a challenge. I've never successfully pulled that off yet. But one day..........one day......
That just sounds horrible and a bit sick...

I have a dark sense of humor, but I am a very normal, nice, quiet, mild mannered fella. Then again, serial killers are often described this way after the neighbor complains of terrible smells coming from the house next door.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:43 pm

I don't know what this thread is about, so:

Nooooooooooooooooooo
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD NODDDDDDDDDDddddd

Post by **balon!** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:54 pm

God nod?

I'll post the summary:

Yesterday I went back home to visit my parents for a few days. but not wanting to take a vacation I have decided to unleash another bet that should provide some humerius moments for all.

Put simply I aim to put my Ninja sneaking talents to the test and bet that I can remain in my parents house for a full 24 hours without being seen. My plan is to say that I will be going to a firends and spending the night at their place. I will then then open the front door and close it again making them believe that I have left. after this I will sneak about the house for the next 24 hours attempting to hide in every room.

The Rules are as follows

1) The timer starts when I pretend to leave the house

2) Being Discovered means instant failure.

3) For it to be said that I have remained hidden in a room I must remain in a room for at least 1 hour if I do not stay hidden in a room for a full 60 mins it will count as if I have not been in the room at all. - This will make the bathroom particularly risky.

4) at no point will i be allowed to leave the house or hide anywere outside doing so results in failure.

What you get to bet on is How well you think I will do.

The Choices are

Ninja Gets Owned (0-8 Hours)

Ninja Does Good (8-16 Hours)

Ninja Got Game (16-24 Hours)

Ninja Gots Some Awesome Skills (24+ Hours but Not all rooms)

That be a Stealthy-Assed Ninja Master (24+ Hours & All Rooms)

Participation fee is 50 Nuts, as ever video evidence will be provuided. And just In case my mam (thats mom to americans) goes on her computer and finds this site. I'm sorry mam but It was just too much fun to resist.

I think to make it more interesting, I'll include that I have to post pictures of myself in each location for to win. Preferably pictures with my family members in the background.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:17 am

Lord Foul wrote:I don't know what this thread is about, so:

Nooooooooooooooooooo
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD NODDDDDDDDDDddddd

You're drunk!

Post by **emotional leper** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:04 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:I don't know what this thread is about, so:

Nooooooooooooooooooo
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD NODDDDDDDDDDddddd
You're drunk!

We are?

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