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Who brought religion into this? The last thing we need is some radical getting in my best friend's face because he happens to be in love with my TV remote.
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All due respect Balon, it certainly isn't natural.

And our Constitution (I'd like to think) specifically doesn't mention anything about the rights of the cantelope.
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OMG.. I just realized.... I used to think a Jackalope was the offspring between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Now I find that it was a Jackrabbit and a cantalope...... What has this country... this world.. come to, when a rabbit can fall in love with its food? Whats next? Humapears and pizumans?

We must stop this unnatural selection while we can! Im writing my congressman before he too falls for a pizza or some slinky slice of pie!
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SoulBiter wrote:OMG.. I just realized.... I used to think a Jackalope was the offspring between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Now I find that it was a Jackrabbit and a cantalope...... What has this country... this world.. come to, when a rabbit can fall in love with its food? Whats next? Humapears and pizumans?
Nope.

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I think I saw on Oprah (or maybe an old episode of Geraldo) that such things as gay octopi existed.

And then, there's always the duckbill platypus--proof that God doesn't know what He's doing.
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Cowpeople.
8O Guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Where's the beef?" :biggrin:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Wayfriend wrote:
Cowpeople.
8O Guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Where's the beef?" :biggrin:
Well, I think one man with ten wives in the same bed gives a whole new meaning to that phrase, too. ;)
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Wayfriend wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Wayfriend wrote:
Cowpeople.
8O Guess that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Where's the beef?" :biggrin:
Well, I think one man with ten wives in the same bed gives a whole new meaning to that phrase, too. ;)
Actually, one guy and two girls still makes for a 'where's the beef' situation.
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SoulBiter wrote:OMG.. I just realized.... I used to think a Jackalope was the offspring between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Now I find that it was a Jackrabbit and a cantalope...... What has this country... this world.. come to, when a rabbit can fall in love with its food? Whats next? Humapears and pizumans?

We must stop this unnatural selection while we can! Im writing my congressman before he too falls for a pizza or some slinky slice of pie!
See, this is exactly where this madness leads.

But to be clear, I support the individual right to love whoever or whatever you want, I just don't support changing the definition of marriage.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Are you implying that you taste like chicken too?
I've heard that human tastes more like pork.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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drew wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Are you implying that you taste like chicken too?
I've heard that human tastes more like pork.
Also smells like pork when burning, too.
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Long pork.

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Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Try some HuFu.

Or take a trip to Papua.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Who else?

Hop over to the Galley if you really want one or two.

...yes, High L-rd...I grabbed the opportunity... ;)
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Menolly wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Who else?

Hop over to the Galley if you really want one or two.

...yes, High L-rd...I grabbed the opportunity... ;)
So I see. :lol:
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Emotional Leper wrote:
drew wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Are you implying that you taste like chicken too?
I've heard that human tastes more like pork.
Also smells like pork when burning, too.
This thread has inspired me to order Hunan pork when I eat Chinese tomorrow night.
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:shudder:

Ewww..gross!!

...and I usually love Hunan Pork...
Damelon wrote:
Menolly wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Who's got a great barbecue sauce recipe? :biggrin:
Who else?

Hop over to the Galley if you really want one or two.

...yes, High L-rd...I grabbed the opportunity... ;)
So I see. :lol:
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YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!

SICK, I tell you!
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Reave the Unjust wrote:(continues practicing origami with his 27.5 wifelets)
Practicing? When will you be ready to do it for real? Is it the pressure?
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