A Fairy Tale just for us girls!

[onewyteduck]

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: ' Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself

I don't f***** think so.

[Fist and Faith]

Excellent!!

[emotional leper]

Girls are Grody

[aliantha]

Good one! Thanks, Ducky!

[High Lord Tolkien]

THE WORLD’S BEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and did whatever he wanted.
THE END

[onewyteduck]

I think that's fair!

[aliantha]

I saw a bumper sticker over the weekend along these lines. I'm not sure I've got it exactly right, but it went something like this:

Women get married because cats can't mow the lawn.
Men get married because sheep can't cook.
Neither of these explains children.