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Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.Cail wrote:Wanna buy some?exnihilo wrote:This thread is useless without pics.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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60 seconds of panting and 20 minutes of crying and apologizing is "beautiful"?
Who knew I was doing it right?
Who knew I was doing it right?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I think my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world. M is beautiful in so many ways, she's not only gorgeous, she's very intelligent, she has a strong sense of humour, even laughing at my poor attempts at jokes. She's spiritual but not religious, strong and a very positive person. She loves nature and being outdoors, she loves exercise and much to my embarrassment can beat me in a sprint race. Oh, and she's hot!
She also ... gave me permission to post these two photos of her. Both from when we were in Vegas last year, and yes, she folded her top up to show off her flat stomach.


She also ... gave me permission to post these two photos of her. Both from when we were in Vegas last year, and yes, she folded her top up to show off her flat stomach.



What did I tell you about speaking out of turn!Emotional Leper wrote:I have that video!dANdeLION wrote:Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.Cail wrote:Wanna buy some?
Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Well... It's too easy to go pRon with M. Even without the statue. And I'm pleased we're managing to control ourselves.
However, I feel there's a need to give M some feedback. So....
HUBBA HUBBA!!!!! DAY-YUM!!!! *pant pant drool*
See that? Nothing dirty. It's easy.
However, I feel there's a need to give M some feedback. So....
HUBBA HUBBA!!!!! DAY-YUM!!!! *pant pant drool*
See that? Nothing dirty. It's easy.

All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon

Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon

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You just did! Did I ever tell you about the time Cail took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cail takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cail yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'Emotional Leper wrote:I have that video!dANdeLION wrote: Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
dANdeLION wrote:You just did! Did I ever tell you about the time Cail took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cail takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cail yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'Emotional Leper wrote:I have that video!dANdeLION wrote: Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?




















you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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dAN, that's too funny. 

Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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What's funny about it to me is Cail doesn't seem to know where I'm getting that stuff from.....
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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One time I was with Cail in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Cail goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Cail! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Caaaaaaiiiil' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!dANdeLION wrote:You just did! Did I ever tell you about the time Cail took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Cail takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Cail yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'Emotional Leper wrote:I have that video!dANdeLION wrote: Cail sent me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Did I ever tell you about the time Cail sold me into slavery?
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Do ex-wives count?


Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
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Well, it's not like she can do anything else to me now. 

Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
*
* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

* This post carries Jay's seal of approval